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Football Jokes To Warm Up For The Super Bowl


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What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

Turn off the XBox.

 

Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?

So they can hear someone say “No missed calls.”

 

Why can’t Matt Ryan use the phone anymore?

Because he can’t find the receiver.

 

What’s the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar bill?

You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

 

Why are Dallas Cowboy fans so rich?

Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets.

 

What do you call an Atlanta Falcons player with a Super Bowl ring?

A thief.

 

How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to win a Super Bowl?

Nobody knows and we may never find out.

 

What do the Atlanta Falcons and the mailman have in common?

Neither deliver on Sunday night.

 

Why are the 49ers like a possum?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

Why do Seahawks fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?

So they can park in handicap spaces.

 

What’s the difference between a Panther’s fan and a baby?

A baby will stop whining eventually.

 

How many Cardinals does it take to win a Super Bowl?

We don’t know, and we may never find out.

 

 

 
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I am loving the Super Bowl 2022 Commercials, funny stuff -->   

 

 

 https://www.avclub.com/10-best-super-bowl-2022-commercials-1848524562

Edited by Majbasil
forgot to include the link doh
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Best one for me so far...

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