RobMc Posted April 2, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 2, 2022 I woke up in the hospital this morning, and asked the Doctor, "what happened?" "Well" he said, "you were in a coma for three years. Men are now competing in women's sport, we've spent the last two years battling a mutant bat virus, inflation is running at 7%, there are 47 official sexes, the President of the USA is 80 and senile and we're on the brink of World War 3" "Shit" I said, "what date is it?" "April 1" he replied "Hahahaha, you had me there for a second!" How sad is this joke? baldie, Power!, TheLastColdBeer and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted April 2, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18139 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20154 Achievement Points: 132928 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 2, 2022 WRONG!!! It is true! RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
lTplkey336 Posted April 2, 2022 Member ID: 27768 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 939 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 1138 Achievement Points: 7770 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/18/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted April 2, 2022 SO SO SAD! RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted April 2, 2022 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted April 2, 2022 Its known as dark humor. baldie, RobMc and major-mark63 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
MadMonk2 Posted April 4, 2022 Member ID: 214 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 21 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 90 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 105 Achievement Points: 867 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 08/13/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted April 4, 2022 TRUTH Hurts doesn't it...... RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted April 5, 2022 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4669 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5853 Achievement Points: 41044 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 12:30 PM Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted April 5, 2022 Why do men get smarter during sex? They're plugged into a know-it-all. Dude was having great sex with his new girlfriend. Afterward she reached over and gently scratched his balls. Amused, he asked "why do you like doing that?" "I really miss my own." Sorry, just had to throw in some real humor... RobMc, baldie and VHS2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PHUCKITMAN Posted April 5, 2022 Member ID: 23 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 32 Topic Count: 192 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1830 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 1556 Achievement Points: 16063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 02:07 AM Birthday: 08/06/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted April 5, 2022 This might make you feel better @RobMc, everyone loves Kittens baldie and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted April 5, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted April 5, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, PHUCKITMAN said: This might make you feel better @RobMc, everyone loves Kittens Your rock moved?? Don't worry the tide will be in soon. Great to see you're still able to post, the staff in the asylum must be so proud of you ? Edited April 5, 2022 by RobMc PHUCKITMAN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmah! Posted April 5, 2022 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5965 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10349 Achievement Points: 51035 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 5, 2022 On 4/2/2022 at 1:55 PM, TBB said: WRONG!!! It is true! ...that was the tongue-in-cheek implication of the reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted April 5, 2022 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5965 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10349 Achievement Points: 51035 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 5, 2022 On 4/2/2022 at 6:16 PM, Sammy said: Its known as dark humor. Gallow's humour; the ironic truth at the heart of the matter is closer to Danse Macabre... it's literally the Dance of Death, millennial edition. Mr. Liszt would be unsurprised. Maybe it could be an auto-tuned unironic hit; or perhaps doubly so, as many would be unawares; i.e. willful apathetic ignorance rooted in a slogging fugue of moderate comfort & fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 5, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18139 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20154 Achievement Points: 132928 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 5, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, Timmah! said: ...that was the tongue-in-cheek implication of the reply. Don't worry - I'm very picky of whose cheek my tongue meets up with - check my rantings in my posts - no it's not @RobMc or @BUDMAN .. Edited April 6, 2022 by TBB Timmah!, baldie and RobMc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted April 6, 2022 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted April 6, 2022 22 hours ago, PHUCKITMAN said: This might make you feel better @RobMc, everyone loves Kittens Maybe its the wrong kind of pussy though. PHUCKITMAN and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 6, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18139 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20154 Achievement Points: 132928 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Sammy said: Maybe its the wrong kind of pussy though. There is no such thing as the wrong kind of pussy - they all love to be petted. PHUCKITMAN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PHUCKITMAN Posted April 6, 2022 Member ID: 23 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 32 Topic Count: 192 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1830 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 1556 Achievement Points: 16063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 02:07 AM Birthday: 08/06/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted April 6, 2022 (edited) 21 hours ago, RobMc said: Your rock moved?? Don't worry the tide will be in soon. Great to see you're still able to post, the staff in the asylum must be so proud of you ? Boy I guess even on April 1st you still don't have a sense of humor unless you are telling the joke you feel is funny. I would have thought that you had chewed that old bone up long ago and let it go however it appears this is not the case. Shame I had hoped for more considering I am a member of this Clan and have several logical reasons for being on here and posting. You on the other hand are a "registered user" or what is referred to as a Troll we know. Peace Rob and let it go Edited April 6, 2022 by PHUCKITMAN RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted April 6, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 1 hour ago, PHUCKITMAN said: Boy I guess even on April 1st you still don't have a sense of humor unless you are telling the joke you feel is funny. I would have thought that you had chewed that old bone up long ago and let it go however it appears this is not the case. Shame I had hoped for more considering I am a member of this Clan and have several logical reasons for being on here and posting. You on the other hand are a "registered user" or what is referred to as a Troll we know. Peace Rob and let it go Well the only reason I'm not a member now is for something you've never had Phucker and that's principles, but I'll wager more people like me than you. Get back under your rock in the pond and await the new idiots series 'Clueless in Seattle', until then go Phuck yourself. I'm gonna enjoy this, shame you won't, love and peace (my arse) PHUCKITMAN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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