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The TBB asked old man Budman on his 69th birthday the secrets to his longevity. Budman replied, "For better digestion I drink beer. In case of appetite loss I drink white wine. In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the event of high blood pressure I drink whiskey. When I have a cold I drink bourbon.” TBB was amazed and inquired, "When do you drink water?" "I don't." responded Budman, "I've never been that sick

It's a metaphor for how loud he is!

A 50-year-old billionaire walks into a pub with his 25-year-old girlfriend. His buddy asked him how he managed to get a girl half his age. The billionaire replied, “I lied about my age.” His friend asked, “You told her you were 40?” No said the billionaire, “I told her I was 90.”

CEO of a multi-national corporation was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional vice-president. He included a simple test to help him to select the most suitable person for the job. During the interviews, he asked each applicant the following question, “How much is two and two?” The first applicant was an Englishman. His answer to the question was “twenty-two”. The second applicant was a German. He established the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001. The next person was an American. He stated that the US Supreme Court has ruled two and two to be four. The last applicant was an Irishman. The CEO asked Paddy, “How much is two and two?” Paddy got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it. He then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and in a low voice asked the CEO, “How much do you want it to be?”

I just love the fact that he is typing with a huge letter size! Just to make statement.. Or are the eyes going old @wildthing?

My wife is having a Lord of the Rings themed 40th birthday party, so I have made some appropriate homebrew wines and beers.

Get your hair cut, and are you too drunk to use two fingers now??

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. KamiKaze (52)

Counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a green envelope containing $1000 in cash. It happened week after week. One Sunday he watched as the offering was collected and saw little old Mrs. Doyle put the distinctive green envelope in the plate. After the service, he approached her and said, “Mrs. Doyle, I couldn't help notice that you regularly put $1,000 a week in the collection plate.” "Why yes," she replied. "Every week me son Rob sends me cash, and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" Mrs. Doyle replied, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "Rob is a veterinarian." "That is an honourable profession," the pastor said. "Where does Rob practice?" Mrs. Doyle said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."

Happy Birthday.

A man and woman in their thirties meet on a dating site, fall in love and get married. They’re on their honeymoon and lying by the pool, all of a sudden the man gets up, folds his towel and lays it on his sunbed. He strolls to the high board, climbs it and runs to the end jumping into the air and doing a reverse 4 1/2 somersault in the pike position, entering the water without a ripple. He nonchalantly returns to his sunbed, picks up his towel and lies down, seeing his new wife staring at him he tells her he used to be an Olympic gold diving champion. Without a word she stands up, folds her towel, places it on her sunbed and dives into the pool and swims 400 lengths. Getting out she returns to her sunbed and lies down, ‘wow’ were you an Olympic champion too he asks? No, she replies, ‘I was a prostitute in Liverpool and I worked both sides of the river’

Happy Birthday

I'm honestly on the fence about this whole post. I don't mind the banter or funny shit at all. Intel is mainly what I speak about in game, but good conversations are awesome. A good joke is priceless when timed correctly. What I don't like is being yelled at about how to play by someone who spends most of their time frozen. Those get under my skin a bit.

Most importantly, my ring was intact!

I have looked forward to @wildthing in game chatter for over a decade now lol. Yes some of the players aren't smart enough to find the mute button. If people can't take it tell them to go play Fortnite with the kiddies. Also we all know @StormCrow is one of the top tramps in the clan and globally. No wonder they say he is a great kisser.

Rob you still have CoD 5 loaded come play with us

Wont that make @ANGUS jealous?! I know you all had a thing going on the Maid Of The Mist....am I right?!

Wanna make out Wildthong? Rugger says I am a good kisser

Larsin, this has nothing to do with revenge, you constantly go to spawn areas for kills , this time I caught you doing it, You have been playing these maps probably more than anyone, so when people come in the server to play, such as myself, some of us, including myself, do not know where all the spawn areas are, and if I shot at you while you run from spawn, it was a mistake! That goes for others as well. So as far as I am concerned, this temp ban stays for a week. Give yourself time to think about it, nothing personal!

I think your fun. I'll play with you anytime!!

I have been absent for a very long time since good old BF4 days. However Heard so many good things about BF6 so I thought to give it a try. I did love the 2,2h gaming session and it was enjoyable as AI makes you feel like a god in some instances and that was a great feeling until I discovered they where AI. I will try other modes besides conquest tomorrow and see how thoes are. However if now server browser, no hardcore more then I don't know if I pick up gaming again. However, I still have fond memories playing with you guys. PS: I jsut realised to check my stats here and apperantly I joined this forum exactly 11 Years ago to the day.

sorry to hear Rob

Sorry buddy my gaming days are over

Dont like LOTR but I would loveeee those, enjoy!