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I've added a few more images from earlier this year, I'm enjoying this hobby but it keeps you up late

Was asked if I had captured this comet , so I've put up a photo ,

From experience I know just how generous idiots can be (FU @BUDMAN), it is approaching the season for begging giving, we all love a good cause don't we?? I propose that this years donations should be in points to me, never mind little Nbingo who has to walk 15 miles for water, Ahmed with the missing leg, kittens, donkeys or any of the usual crap. There is a far greater and nobler cause and that is Rob, now apparently spurned by Essssieeee, Dot no longer laughing at his jokes and the burden of points deficit, it will be a sad Christmas for Rob Open your wallets or purses heart and donate generously to a good cause, I can't go cap in hand yet again to Rugger to sponsor my addiction (can I?), I must learn to control my urges to hang, draw and quarter the dealer, after all, he's only doing his job, cunt. So with forgiveness in mind and a little prayer, Rob will bathe in your love and affection as always. Seasons Greetings Rob

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As a young lad Simon asked Grandpa Sullivan, "Grandpa, how did you ever get so old?" "Well," replies the grandfather, "every morning, I pour a teaspoon of gunpowder into my coffee, and I guess that's the reason." So Simon begins drinking coffee and doing the same. 90 years pass and Simon finally dies having reached the age of 102. He left behind 5 kids, 18 grandkids, 43 great grandkids, several million dollars, and a 60 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium Old Dot says, “If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with, I shouldn’t be telling you this, but…” Old Budman was reminiscing about the good old days. "When I was a boy, my mother would send me with $1.00 to the corner store. I'd come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea and a dozen eggs. You just can't do that today...too many security cameras."

With Christmas round the corner it reminded me of last years works party They played the twist I did the twist They played the bump I did the bump They played Come on Eileen I got tossed out??

Nice one CD they are great pictures. And you are a much better shot with a camera than when you are in game

If anyone wants to donate their wine, think of me!

Since it started snowing, all grandma Dot has done is stare through the window. If the snow gets any worse we may need to let her back in. After a long day of Christmas shopping in big city Brussels, Essie was driving home on a cold lonely country road when she saw an elderly woman walking along the side. Essie stopped and asked the woman if she would like a lift. With a silent nod, the woman climbed into the car. Essie tried in vain to make conversation with the woman, but was unsuccessful. The old woman looked closely at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a red gift bag on the seat next to Essie. "What's in the bag?" asked the woman. Essie responded, "It's a bottle of whiskey that I got for Bio." The old woman was silent for a moment or two, then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade." Pia was reminiscing and said, "When I was a little kid, my dad would swear and then say 'Excuse my French'. Then one day my 3rd grade teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language, so I raised my hand."

I bought two of my grandsons a copy of "world at war" via their steam accounts and multi-player works.

I do believe this is in the world at war forum old man. lol

Been many years since minor cant purchase cigs, if you didithat means you old LOL

A little boy about 13 years old walked down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a brothel and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the Dose that I just caught." "When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it." "In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap ... and HE'S the bastard who stood on my frog!"

Mary Kate Danaher, a spry 85-year-old widow, went on a blind date with Sean Thornton, a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, her daughter thought that her mother seemed rather upset. “What happened?” the daughter asked. “You look as if you are upset after your date.” “I had to slap his face three times!” Mary Kate replied. “You mean he got fresh with you?” the daughter asked. “No, not at all, I thought the old codger was dead!” Sean and Mary are their 70’s; they have been courting and are discussing marriage. Mary says, “I want to keep my house.” Sean replied, “That’s fine with me.” Mary says, “I want to keep my Cadillac.” Sean replies, “That’s also fine with me.” Mary then adds, “I want to have sex 6 days a week.” Sean replies, “Put me down for Wednesday”. Two elderly friends, Dot and Pia, hadn’t seen each other in a while, but met while shopping. Dot inquired, “And how is your husband?” “Oh! Richard died last week.” He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead, right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!” Dot was shocked by the news and said, “Oh dear! I am so very sorry. What did you do?” Pia replied, “I opened a can of peas instead.”

A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers. Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G'. 'Very good', says the teacher. Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'. 'Excellent.' Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him. 'I had bugger all', he says, ' B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'. The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer. Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions. Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada 's east coast. When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question. Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Mexican border?' Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Mexican boarder is in bed with my mother. That's why I got bugger all for breakfast'.

Thank you Skuz!

Thank you Skuz!

Thanks Skuzapo!

Thank You Skuzapo!

Thank-you skuzapo

Thank-you skuzapo

Christ! you will post about anything to get a few views to feed your gambling habit

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XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. wildthing (57)Logan (69)AthenA --Sandman7222 (59)

nope, but I remember her giving me a note to go to the cornor and get her some cigarettes ...

Rotation #9c 25 maps by Pengy put in rotation 11/21/25 by Pengy map mp_inv map mp_csgo_office map mp_harps_hood map mp_vil_blops map mp_aerodrome map mp_beltot map mp_naout map mp_killhouse map mp_docks_n map mp_m_town map mp_gb_port_b1 map mp_bacalao map mp_de_aztec map mp_powcamp_v2 map mp_dooerte map mp_outset map mp_athena map mp_backlotair_b1 map mp_blitz map mp_caen map mp_fav map mp_al_jabal map mp_blutstadt map mp_missile map mp_excavation_2 Server restarted @ 11:32 p.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!

its my other hobby, astrophotography, taking photos of the night sky and what lays beyond normal vision, these photos take hours to collect so im often out late at night taking hundreds of images , i then stack them all together using software and these images are what i get

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On a more serious note buddy those pictures are fantastic, get any of 3I/Atlas?? You are just the man to put up my alien poll for me

I don't think she's a teaser. I think when she loves she loves hard. And there's some weirdo following her around. So just keep your eyes peeled. A good gift for me? A good spicy smut book.

We are both good. I hope you and your family are as well.

@Essssieeee you're gonna break the poor guys heart here soon. At least give him a good gift.

You can have me all year Rob

Thank you dot!! I hope all is well with you and key!! Tell him I said hello and go bills go!!

You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. At the hospital they say she is pregnant and congratulate you on becoming a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl insists that you are. This is becoming very stressful. So then.... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are definitely not the father, because you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved. On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home. NOW THAT'S REAL STRESS!!!

An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile stop a bloke in the street. The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, "We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of an hallucinogenic nature, Sir

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Bryuk (61)RIP>XI

Sounds a bit 'Shady' to me?

I believe there's some aliens in this very clan. I've always questioned a couple of the members. Won't say any names though.

Thank you Skuzyyyy

Thank you Skuzyyyyy

Bastard robbed me of another half million this morning, I'm thinking of selling my body or pimping I never expected an Alien to reply though??

Happy Birthday to you both.

Happy Birthday

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No longer enjoying the smell of my own farts.