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KaptCrunch and 4 others reacted to RobMc for a topic
As a young lad Simon asked Grandpa Sullivan, "Grandpa, how did you ever get so old?" "Well," replies the grandfather, "every morning, I pour a teaspoon of gunpowder into my coffee, and I guess that's the reason." So Simon begins drinking coffee and doing the same. 90 years pass and Simon finally dies having reached the age of 102. He left behind 5 kids, 18 grandkids, 43 great grandkids, several million dollars, and a 60 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium Old Dot says, “If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with, I shouldn’t be telling you this, but…” Old Budman was reminiscing about the good old days. "When I was a boy, my mother would send me with $1.00 to the corner store. I'd come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea and a dozen eggs. You just can't do that today...too many security cameras."5 points -
Happy Thanksgiving to all the idiots
WeednFeed and 3 others reacted to major-mark63 for a topic
Happy THX giving to our neighbours...enjoy the long weekend and be safe on travelling.4 points -
From Canada I’m wishing all our American neighbours a Happy Thanksgiving!4 points
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Happy Thanksgiving to all the idiots
WeednFeed and 3 others reacted to KaptCrunch for a topic
careful on the roads this holiday4 points -
***2025 FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL***
PickleRick and 3 others reacted to loaderXI for a topic
***2025 FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL*** Call of Duty 2 Event Server = 192.223.24.164:28960 >XI< 2025 Fallen Member Memorial #December2Remember #Idiot4Life #NeverForgotten #16thAnniversary 2 DAY EVENT December 13-December 14---- Server start time 2pm EST - 3pm EST Once again that time of year is upon us when we gather together in remembrence of those that shared their time and friendship with us here in this great community.Time has never slowed down for us at all. Our very first memorial event was in celebration of Our dear friend Killa>XI< back in 2009 and it is as if it was yesterday. 17 years later and here we are celebrating the many friends that we shared Our time with in Our servers and on this website. Officially I guess this is Our 16th year of having Our COD2 memorial event. I know there are so many new folks and it would be proper to inform you that COD2 for many of us was the beginning. COD2 may not be what it once was but it is where it began and it is there that many of Our fallen came together in friendship and helped build this amazing group of people into the clan we are today. So lets get together as we do every year in their remembrence if even for a few rounds and lift up some laughter in their names. I hope to see you all there! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u16NMlp1Lkc ( Video from 2016 event ) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ****OUR FALLEN**** MAY THEY REST IN PEACE TheLastColdBeer>XI< - Passed Away: 26/12/2024 SGTScott>XI< - Passed Away: 9/12/2024 Snap>XI< - Passed Away: 14/11/2024 JKM>XI< - Passed Away: 23/10/2024 Kamo7s>XI< - Passed Away: 14/10/2024 *TedsofBeverlyHills>XI< - Passed Away: 05/10/2024 Tangmere>XI< - Passed Away: 05/09/2024 Poseidon>XI< - Passed Away: 02/06/2024 BuddyChrist>XI< - Passed Away: 02/02/2024 *Hunter>XI< - Passed Away: 30/11/2023 *BudSr>XI< - Passed Away: 04/05/2023 Sherm>XI< - Passed Away: 28/5/2022 Starfire>XI< - Passed Away: 20/4/2022 *BlackBart>XI< - Passed Away: 19/8/2021 7Toes>XI< - Passed Away: 12/8/2021 Corpse2>XI< - Passed Away: 7/4/2021 Justice>XI< - Passed Away: 6/11/2020 _Derxos_>XI< - Passed Away: 27/9/2020 NumNutz>XI< - Passed Away: 11/4/2020 *Johnny Dos>XI< - Passed Away: 18/1/2020 *Dadda2>XI< - Passed Away: 20/12/2019 Mac Daddy>XI< - Passed Away: 22/02/2019 USMale>XI< - Passed Away: 01/07/2018 AH1>XI< - Passed Away: 19/07/2017 *CobraBites>XI< - Passed Away: 13/07/2017 2CuteSue>XI< - Passed Away: 17/03/2017 MrBubbles>XI< - Passed Away: 08/11/2016 Afroman>XI< - Passed Away: 08/11/2016 JohnnyQuest>XI< - Passed Away: 09/09/2016 Tball>XI< - Passed Away: 14/01/2015 Dolphin>XI< - Passed Away: 29/11/2014 RustyRifle>XI< - Passed Away: 10/04/2014 Casper>XI< - Passed Away: 12/01/2013 *Killa>XI< - Passed Away: 18/12/2008 ( *=Served as an admin ) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Map packs are there and can be downloaded 192.223.24.41:28960 >XI< 2025 Fallen Member Memorial ***ROTATION IS AS FOLLOWS*** set sv_mapRotation "gametype dm map mp_downtown gametype lib map mp_snowtown_beta gametype ctf map mp_brecourt gametype lib map mp_lflnchateau_lib gametype dm map mp_xi_kastle gametype lib map mp_outpost2_lib gametype ctf map mp_burgundy gametype tdm map mp_rhine gametype lib map mp_winter_bocage_lib gametype dm map mp_blockarena gametype tdm map islands gametype ctf map mp_railyard gametype dm map mp_dawgy gametype ctf map mp_devils_den_beta3 gametype lib map mp_rushtown_lib_finale gametype tdm map mtl_raiders gametype dm map mp_leningrad gametype ctf map mp_lflnchateau_lib gametype tdm map mp_decoy gametype lib map mp_matmata_lib gametype lib map mp_tigertown_lib gametype dm map mp_trainstation gametype tdm map mtl_pirates gametype ctf map mp_carentan gametype lib map mp_draguignan_lib gametype dm map mtl_the_rock gametype tdm map mp_toujane gametype ctf map mp_aquadukt2 gametype ctf map mp_daba gametype dm map mp_delta_mission gametype lib map mp_ol_ramelle" As always hould anyone need help with their game please send me or PainKiller a DM ! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***SPECIAL NOTE*** Make sure to set your seta com_hunkMegs "512" as it is default "160" and will be to low for some maps...Also make sure to have a mic hooked up4 points -
Monitor preferences
major-mark63 and 3 others reacted to Icequeen for a topic
I found a nice curved Samsung one. Was wondering what specs would be good on one. But size doesn't always matter. Its all about the work of it and how it performs.4 points -
New rotation maps are map mp_dogville map mp_cw_rocket map mp_cw_trainwreck map mp_82ab_chateau map mp_hunt map mp_hurtgen map mp_louret map mp_maquina map mp_marsh map mp_mohdm3 map mp_nijmegen map mp_pavlov_h map mp_psycho map mp_rb map mp_sabre map mp_sperrkreis_1 map mp_stalemate map mp_storm map mp_vodka map mp_xi_shima4 points
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New rotation maps are map mp_78druglord map mp_82ab_crossing map mp_beertruck map mp_bentys_depot map mp_burma map mp_convoy map mp_cw_strasbourg map mp_dropzone map mp_gambler map mp_hurtgen map mp_lapatrouille map mp_nightmare map mp_radiorelay map mp_rostov map mp_snr_arnhem44 map mp_snr_sio map mp_stlo map mp_subway map mp_trenchtoast map mp_waw_caen4 points
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Hello from sunny Punta Cana!!!
Essssieeee and 3 others reacted to Merlin007 for a topic
Nice pics, looks great. Wife and I off to Punta Cana ourselves in January.4 points -
SInce Steam doesn't tell you that multiplayer doesn't work on their game they sell you.
YACCster and 3 others reacted to 2_MANY_BEERS for a topic
I do believe this is in the world at war forum old man. lol4 points -
Crash Loading COD4
WeednFeed and 2 others reacted to BROMODROSYS for a topic
OUTFUCKINGSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Downloaded, installed, ran the patch, all is wonderful again. Thank you very much for the assistance, See you all in the game later today!!!!3 points -
happy thanksgiving I hope all that turkey will slow you all down in game and i can finally get a kill3 points
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Monitor preferences
PickleRick and 2 others reacted to FlyingDutch for a topic
It is true - both for monitors and pickles3 points -
Happy Turkey Day!!!3 points
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Monitor preferences
major-mark63 and 2 others reacted to Icequeen for a topic
Need a good one Sharpe. I need to knife you. My total goal.3 points -
XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. wildthing (57)Logan (69)AthenA --Sandman7222 (59)3 points
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Dots Sunday treat
major-mark63 and 2 others reacted to RobMc for a topic
Since it started snowing, all grandma Dot has done is stare through the window. If the snow gets any worse we may need to let her back in. After a long day of Christmas shopping in big city Brussels, Essie was driving home on a cold lonely country road when she saw an elderly woman walking along the side. Essie stopped and asked the woman if she would like a lift. With a silent nod, the woman climbed into the car. Essie tried in vain to make conversation with the woman, but was unsuccessful. The old woman looked closely at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a red gift bag on the seat next to Essie. "What's in the bag?" asked the woman. Essie responded, "It's a bottle of whiskey that I got for Bio." The old woman was silent for a moment or two, then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade." Pia was reminiscing and said, "When I was a little kid, my dad would swear and then say 'Excuse my French'. Then one day my 3rd grade teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language, so I raised my hand."3 points -
SInce Steam doesn't tell you that multiplayer doesn't work on their game they sell you.
PickleRick and 2 others reacted to MikeB for a topic
I bought two of my grandsons a copy of "world at war" via their steam accounts and multi-player works.3 points -
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BUDMAN and 2 others reacted to major-mark63 for a topic
Been many years since minor cant purchase cigs, if you didithat means you old LOL3 points -
With Christmas round the corner it reminded me of last years works party They played the twist I did the twist They played the bump I did the bump They played Come on Eileen I got tossed out??3 points
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mw2 146b9 map rotation #9c
AthenA and 2 others reacted to WldPenguin for a topic
Rotation #9c 25 maps by Pengy put in rotation 11/21/25 by Pengy map mp_inv map mp_csgo_office map mp_harps_hood map mp_vil_blops map mp_aerodrome map mp_beltot map mp_naout map mp_killhouse map mp_docks_n map mp_m_town map mp_gb_port_b1 map mp_bacalao map mp_de_aztec map mp_powcamp_v2 map mp_dooerte map mp_outset map mp_athena map mp_backlotair_b1 map mp_blitz map mp_caen map mp_fav map mp_al_jabal map mp_blutstadt map mp_missile map mp_excavation_2 Server restarted @ 11:32 p.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!3 points -
Old jokes for old people
KaptCrunch and 2 others reacted to RobMc for a topic
Mary Kate Danaher, a spry 85-year-old widow, went on a blind date with Sean Thornton, a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, her daughter thought that her mother seemed rather upset. “What happened?” the daughter asked. “You look as if you are upset after your date.” “I had to slap his face three times!” Mary Kate replied. “You mean he got fresh with you?” the daughter asked. “No, not at all, I thought the old codger was dead!” Sean and Mary are their 70’s; they have been courting and are discussing marriage. Mary says, “I want to keep my house.” Sean replied, “That’s fine with me.” Mary says, “I want to keep my Cadillac.” Sean replies, “That’s also fine with me.” Mary then adds, “I want to have sex 6 days a week.” Sean replies, “Put me down for Wednesday”. Two elderly friends, Dot and Pia, hadn’t seen each other in a while, but met while shopping. Dot inquired, “And how is your husband?” “Oh! Richard died last week.” He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead, right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!” Dot was shocked by the news and said, “Oh dear! I am so very sorry. What did you do?” Pia replied, “I opened a can of peas instead.”3 points -
Thoughts on New Hardware to update to WIN 11?
KaptCrunch and one other reacted to Duffy for a topic
what is this .is this for running windows 11 get ya sell ta fuck. that's bull my boy is a tech in this it takes a lot of memory yes and it like runs shit . ill stay on 10 as long till I need ta move , saying that my younger son is still playing this game on windows 7 .2 points -
Thoughts on New Hardware to update to WIN 11?
KaptCrunch and one other reacted to WeednFeed for a topic
CORSAIR VENGEANCE DDR5 32GB (2x16... Quantity: 1 $58499 AMD Ryzen™ 7 9700X 8-Core, 16-Thr... Quantity: 1 $39898 SAMSUNG 990 PRO SSD 4TB PCIe Gen4... Quantity: 1 $39997 Thermalright Peerless Assassin 12... Quantity: 1 $5900 ASUS TUF Gaming B850-PLUS WiFi AM... Quantity: 1 $254982 points -
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Happy Thanksgiving to all you Idiots!2 points
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Monitor preferences
RobMc and one other reacted to PickleRick for a topic
@FlyingDutch is that true?2 points -
I really liked the curved ones. I use a 34" ultrawide. I agree on the refresh rate statements. 144, 165, or higher preferred.2 points
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***2025 FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL***
lazymarcky and one other reacted to Essssieeee for a topic
You are ahead of me. Coincidentally, we were talking about white dragon yesterday while playing. Many cod5 members and players would appreciate it if he could be added to the list (Despite never being officially confirmed). Many players have searched for information, no one has ever found or heard anything2 points -
Monitors can be a pain and expensive trust me. Most people's monitors are normally 59/60hz I bought then a 144hz 24 inch few years back even though I had a 24 inch at 60hz. I just wanted the higher refresh rate. Then I said fuck it I want a 2k monitor which is 27 inch at 1440p but of course I could of got a cheaper one at 60hz but I would of noticed a difference from 144hz so I splashed the cash which was way more expensive at the 144hz one. Long story but short, you will stick with the same refresh rate or higher if you go above 60hz But in saying all that I think personally 27inch is the perfect size for a computer monitor even though I have the 24inch side by side I never use it. Things not many people know is 1080p is actually only 24 inch's, so if you have a 70 inch TV for example and you watch a HD movie its 24 inches HD spread across you 70 inch TV 1440p is 27 inch and 4k is 32 inch in resolution2 points
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PickleRick and one other reacted to Sharpe for a topic
Would get one with at least a 144hz refresh rate! I think most gaming monitors do these days.2 points -
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Mr SensitiveRobMc The Sensitive Man A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says: 'Great help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'2 points
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Black Friday thinking AMD vs Intel
RobMc and one other reacted to KaptCrunch for a topic
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Dots Sunday treat
RobMc and one other reacted to KaptCrunch for a topic
X rated responce above LoL binary code2 points -
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SInce Steam doesn't tell you that multiplayer doesn't work on their game they sell you.
major-mark63 and one other reacted to KaptCrunch for a topic
maybe he shot up too much an got delirious2 points -
SInce Steam doesn't tell you that multiplayer doesn't work on their game they sell you.
Ghostlupus and one other reacted to RobMc for a topic
Don't forget to mention which game you forgetful old man Anyway you're powered by smoke not steam2 points -
Black Friday thinking AMD vs Intel
KaptCrunch and one other reacted to Smeggie for a topic
I just upgraded to the AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D paired with an Nvidia GeForce RTX 5070 and am very happy with it.2 points -
LOL as a little kid I remember going to the corner store to get my dad bond street pipe tobacco.2 points
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My mother did the same thing. Thanks Rob other good one.2 points
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nope, but I remember her giving me a note to go to the cornor and get her some cigarettes ...2 points
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A little boy about 13 years old walked down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a brothel and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the Dose that I just caught." "When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it." "In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap ... and HE'S the bastard who stood on my frog!"2 points
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its my other hobby, astrophotography, taking photos of the night sky and what lays beyond normal vision, these photos take hours to collect so im often out late at night taking hundreds of images , i then stack them all together using software and these images are what i get2 points
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