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Happy Thanksgiving fellow Canadians

Hope you’re well fella… Miss you in game

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. NostradewmusXI (42)Dedman (32)Timpie78 (47)Essssieeee (34)

Happy Birthday! All The Best Esssieee, Esssieee

Rob why is it that you always see 2 Nun's together ........to makes sure the other nun gets none

Happy Thanksgiving to my Canadian friends!

Have a GREAT Thanksgiving!!!

Did you tell @Essssieeee and @Icequeen that in your case you forgot to light the banger???

On a lighter note Rush is touring next year !!! One of the best things Canada has exported. Along with April Wine, Triumph, Gordan Sinclair, Bob & Doug, and at times Neil Young.

Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

I'm with you Mike, but many in this nation has an issue with nuclear energy specially used for weaponry or defense. You have to remember this is country that produced Joni Mitchell's "Big Yellow Taxi".... please leave me the birds & the bees (lol). Note: Oddly we are the second largest producer of uranium etc. and you are our largest buyer.. Don't piss off to much (lol).

He only hangs out like you in the best jointz

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

Happy Birthday folks! Especially @Essssieeee who keeps our daytime play fun and seems to like me the most! lol

I love Subway, I hear Queenies also fond of a 12 inch?? my favourites the gluten free 6 inch breakfast sub, never knew you could get Chinese subs though Pete??

Happy Birthday everyone.

Nobel piece prize is like rock n roll hall of fame. Means nothing. Plus I was talking about Subs. . Seems we will be getting 2 new states too !!!

New rotation maps are map mp_agx_shinu map mp_borisovka map mp_crossroads map mp_dock_assault map mp_foy map mp_hurtsum map mp_lost_temple map mp_nazaire map mp_newbrecourt map mp_rostov map mp_snr_stmengs2 map mp_stalingrad map mp_strike map mp_tge map mp_wbridge map mp_wolftown map mp_xi_shima map mp_xi_shiro Update: The new rotations that include all the "new" maps that passed testing are almost ready. The plan is to start them next rotation provided life doesn't get in the way.

New rotation maps are map mp_5nav1 map mp_78gaperon map mp_africorp_rmk map mp_agx_burgundy map mp_akushima map mp_amberville map mp_anzio map mp_asylum map mp_ravine map mp_beertruck map mp_beuvron map mp_desolate map mp_dugin map mp_nachtfeuer map mp_outskirts map mp_overcong map mp_ax_simmerath map mp_snr_vimyrd map mp_winter_crash

Thanks Skuzapo!

Thank You Skuzapo!

Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Canadians!

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's' voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken." She replied "You're having soup, *** hole. I was talking to the cat!"

Jan, Sue and Icequeen haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine. Then Icequeen walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine. Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a a very beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue, where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix. Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida. Icequeen explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Jim. They run a tropical bird park in Colorado and grow their own vegetables. Jim can stand five parrots, side by side, on his dick. Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility. Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama. Icequeen confesses that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.

Looks like @RobMc on steroids

This is a statue in Rotterdam in the Netherlands, called Santa Claus. However it got the nickname Dwarf Buttplug

Just picking up a 6 pack Officer.....

Be a nice surprise around Christmas

Since I cannot yet play BF6 (until Nov) I have been going to You Tube to see it in action, I MUST SAY (maybe I have a sick sense of humor) IT LOOKS HILARIOUS! I WANT TO PLAY!!!! So I watched this and it was funny so I am sharing.

Ah ?? now I get it, so Canada are taking away their guns to stop them being attractive to the USA?, sneaky these Canucks. I see an opportunity here to offload my stockpiles of Longbows, sitting around in my families cellars for a few hundred years, I'll dust them off.

cause those provinces are gun lovers for put food on the table

Is this a possibility?? we hear nothing about this in the UK?? ps Forget Venezuela invade the UK, we can be 53

even dead ones no ads like link above LILLEY: Thousands of Canadian voter cards sent to dead, non-citizens Published Nov 13, 2018 • 4 minute read The integrity of the vote is all the rage right now. Across the United States, a full week after the midterm elections, votes are being challenged, allegations of voter fraud made, ballots found, ballots recounted. Have the U.S. midterms been a fair election? Canadians often sit and judge Americans smugly on issues like this, but should we? Do you know how many non-citizens or dead people could have voted in the last election? Or how many did? What about adding in people that have abandoned Canada and allowing them to vote? We shouldn’t be so smug. Not only have we had problems with past elections, the new bill before Parliament to fix this will in some ways make things worse. One of the political legends that gets passed around reporters on Parliament Hill is the story of dead people voting. Be it in full elections or leadership votes, there are plenty of tales of dead people voting. Is it that far fetched? According to Elections Canada, about 207,000 voter information cards were sent out in the last election to people that were already dead. Another 57,500 went to people that were not citizens. With the Trudeau government set to allow voter information cards to be used as identification in the next election we should all be worried. Are dead people going to vote? Did they vote in the last election? What about non-citizens? The scary thing is that Elections Canada recently admitted that they have no way of tracking whether a someone is a citizen before voting, describing the process as an honour system. Vancouver radio station News 1130 had asked Elections Canada about safeguards against non-citizens voting and was told there are effectively none. “While we clearly communicate the citizenship requirement to vote, we depend on individuals to accurately indicate their Canadian citizenship, so we recognize the process is not perfect,” Elections Canada told the station via email. So an honour system? Look, I suspect that most non-citizens would not vote because they know the rules. There would be others who would vote mistakenly believing it was OK. Then, there are also those who would vote knowing they were breaking the rules to try and sway the vote. There are more than 57,000 non-citizens and almost 207,000 dead people that Elections Canada knows about. Could there be more? One political operative that I spoke to told me of comparing the voters list, the one that showed who had voted, to obituaries and other databases on recent passings. His comparison turned up many people that had voted despite being dead for years. People Elections Canada obviously didn’t know about. There is no perfect system but there is obviously room for improvement, especially when you find out about the general state of the list of electors. Will people even be voting in the right riding? Beyond the dead and non-citizens, Elections Canada also says that about 16% of the entries on the list of electors contain incorrect information. Former chief electoral officer Marc Mayrand told a Commons committee a few years ago that even after adjusting for corrections during and after the election, about 12% of the entries on the list contain incorrect information. To put that in perspective, 330,570 voter information cards were returned as “undeliverable” and 509,397 had to be corrected after a complaint. This is what Justin Trudeau wants to allow as a form of identification? Trudeau’s change won’t improve the integrity of the voters list or make sure only those eligible cast ballots, it will actually make voter fraud easier to conduct. In fact, I see little in his Bill C-76 that will tackle issues, such as voter fraud. Instead, the big change in Trudeau’s bill to change elections is to allow Canadians who moved away, and have no intention of coming back to this country, to cast a ballot. Celebrities, such as Neil Young or Donald Sutherland, that left Canada for Hollywood in the 1960s will be able to have a say in our elections. Canadians that moved back to their ancestral homelands and will never return will soon be able to cast a ballot. This could add as many as 2 million electors to the list, more than the total number of ballots cast in all four Atlantic provinces in 2015. The next election could end up being very tight. Like our American neighbours to the south, we live in a divided country where a percentage point here or there could make a dramatic difference. The idea that our election could be decided by people that don’t live here, that do live here but aren’t eligible to vote or that used to live here but are dead should worry us all. Unfortunately, we are governed by a leader who sees no problem with these issues, only opportunity. ?

Are they digging Neil out of ground and taking him along?

Looking like Alberta and Saskatchewan will be 51 and 52 !!!!! We welcome both to the US !!! Bacon ehh !!!!!

Ellen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Ellen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Ellen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow! Ellen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused. The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?' Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing.

Did you need us to piss on your dumpster fire? lol

What smoke? We are just clearing some brush that’s all… don’t let a few of those “Karen’s” down south lead you astray. As for the uranium, where do you think those amazing northern lights comes from this summer

it helps to pass thru long winters

Watching for 2 caribeans cruises one in md-jan and one in feb , since we did a few cruises needed to go on ports i never did so St-vincent and grenadines , bonaire , harvest caye for few others. I would love to depart from Galveston or New-Orleans which i never been.

You need to stop watching lefty YouTube channels !!! I see Canada is buying a few new subs. Replacing the two old British diesel electrics with newer diesel electrics. Cant afford nuclear ones or what ? Why have any at all ? Refueling every 20 days or so is not good. And your buying these Toy subs from overseas !! What you do not have any ship builders capable ?

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had got over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she Proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to Go home. The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, So he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her arse that Said.. 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''

Yep and we voted Trump back in.

Wow you blow the lines?? the rest of the states snort them?? you must be loaded??

Only an >IDIOT< would wear Bermudas in January