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(One in a series of questions that history's smartest people couldn't answer. But then, nobody asked the Idiots...)

 

 

Today's Question: Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

 

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so you can sneak up on the address.... B .. Very Very QUIET.

 

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>>>Your attentional capacity can be taken up by inhibiting (tuning out) distractions, dividing your attention across multiple things, or even sustaining your attention on one thing (vigilance).<<<

 

Thats the science....me? I dont bother....leave it cranked...I have a GPS....



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what he said..Distraction..equals..Desperation..Desperation...equals..Time out..



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Women do this so they can hear themselves think.



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Because you're a cop and don't want the scumbag to hear you pull up outside his home...

 

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cause we hear with our eyes and they cant do booth of them at the same time really good so we turn the volume down to see better

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>>>Your attentional capacity can be taken up by inhibiting (tuning out) distractions, dividing your attention across multiple things, or even sustaining your attention on one thing (vigilance).<<<

 

Thats the science....me? I dont bother....leave it cranked...I have a GPS....

 thats some big words



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deerejon

>>>Your attentional capacity can be taken up by inhibiting (tuning out) distractions, dividing your attention across multiple things, or even sustaining your attention on one thing (vigilance).<<<

 

Thats the science....me? I dont bother....leave it cranked...I have a GPS....

 thats some big words

 

LOL...well...thier not mine....the question got me thinkin so....I googled it...roflmao 



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lmao so we can see our selves think



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You turn down the vo;ume so you can hear the house number saying "here I am, right over here you Idiot."



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so i can hear the adress. duh



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Because if the radio is turned up, I won't hear my wife nagging the shit out me "WE JUST PASSED IT, LIKE 3 HOUSES AGO...YOU TURNED THE WRONG WAY, GO BACK...YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS".  I think "till death do us part" is going to kill me.



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Because if the radio is turned up, I won't hear my wife nagging the shit out me "WE JUST PASSED IT, LIKE 3 HOUSES AGO...YOU TURNED THE WRONG WAY, GO BACK...YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS".  I think "till death do us part" is going to kill me.

Like I say to my wife,

"Why do men die before women?"

"I don't know..."

"Because they want to!" Yell

 



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it so you can hear the address being called out as you drive by, or your hoping someone will see you, know where you are going, and shout out directions for ya

 

I am a truck driver and you know how many times I have asked myself "why did I just turn down my radio. its not like I can hear the address yellin at me" lol


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