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A ventriloquist walks up to a Farmer and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk."

Farmer: "Horse's can't talk"

Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?"

Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun."

Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make you dog talk."

Farmer:: "Dog's can't talk."

Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you good?"

Dog: "Oh! He treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me."

Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your sheep talk."

Farmer:said quickly "Sheep's fucking lie!!"



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rofl



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nice one



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Wonder what sheep had to say....ouch



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CplMOFO
Wonder what sheep had to say....ouch

 hahah, I know lol



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Great one again 3rd. lmao



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lol...you should tell that joke to a Welshman...they have a reputation with sheep...lmao



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Posted
coolmd
lol...you should tell that joke to a Welshman...they have a reputation with sheep...lmao

 lol haha, I know a couple of jokes about them and sheep lol


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