Logan Posted August 18, 2011 Member ID: 582 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 361 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 389 Achievement Points: 3272 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 1, 2020 Birthday: 11/22/1956 Posted August 18, 2011 I was listening to my favorite radio channel yesterday, and on the news was another one of those stories about cattle mutalations somewhere in the midwest states. As always, they pointed the finger at UFO's and Aliens. You know how those bloody Aliens will travel light-years to Earth just to get some bovine sex organs and it is not in their nature to maybe get a shit load of it at a kill plant, no sirree-Jimminie Bob, they want them fresh on (off) the hoof. So I got to thinking that this just does not make any sense at all. Then it hit me. They dont want sex organs at all, they want the colligen in the organs to make lips. Thats right, LIPS. In all the pictures, drawings and video's of Aliens I've ever seen, One big difference between us and them is they dont have lips. Now imagine trying to eat Jello or chips with no lips. It would fall out of your mouth and probably get in the keyboard of your navigation instruments or heaven forbid, in the control panel. Never mind the conumdrum of trying to drink a beer or shooters, it would be a disgusting mess. So I figured they must be looking for colligen to make lips so as to improve their race, that might also explain why they try to mate with some earthling woman. Although I doubt these implications are true. Because I've seen some of the pictures of their choice of women for breeding and you would have to be pissed to the gills to perform, and like I said, they cant down liquor without lips. Now I know what your thinking, and No they cant toke a doob without lips either. So there you have it, case solved Awards
spanky Posted August 18, 2011 Member ID: 1220 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 372 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 207 Achievement Points: 2156 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/05/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 31, 2017 Birthday: 01/01/1970 Posted August 18, 2011 we all know it's really you doing it! don't try to throw everyone off with your crazy alien story. what ever you want to do with livestock is your own business:) Awards
Logan Posted August 18, 2011 Member ID: 582 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 361 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 389 Achievement Points: 3272 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 1, 2020 Birthday: 11/22/1956 Author Posted August 18, 2011 Caught Awards
BUDMAN Posted August 18, 2011 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7116 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4657 Achievement Points: 60615 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 9 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted August 18, 2011 Stoned ? Awards
Blackbart Posted August 18, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted August 18, 2011 You may be right...Also the aliens seem to be without gender...So along with lips they may want to fashion themselves some genitalia...Once that is done the next logical step would be for them to produce Alien porn films and export them to earth through the interstellar free trade treaty... Awards
LittleTooT Posted August 18, 2011 Member ID: 113 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 156 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1295 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 207 Achievement Points: 8353 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 17, 2018 Birthday: 07/11/1969 Posted August 18, 2011 lmao Awards
ChknFngr Posted August 18, 2011 Member ID: 922 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 72 Topic Count: 149 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 3472 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1286 Achievement Points: 23224 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/23/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 16, 2021 Birthday: 10/01/1975 Posted August 18, 2011 haha nice theory lmao Awards
TBB Posted August 18, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21103 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22829 Achievement Points: 151493 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 409 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 18, 2011 Only a true Idiot would come up with that theory - lol Awards
NickTheGrip Posted August 18, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted August 18, 2011 You're and idiot Logan - LOL And you're no better Bart - again LOL Awards
Logan Posted August 19, 2011 Member ID: 582 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 361 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 389 Achievement Points: 3272 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 1, 2020 Birthday: 11/22/1956 Author Posted August 19, 2011 Now Bart, the lips and genitalia are totally logical, but come-on, Free-Trade, your stretching it now buddy Awards
Blackbart Posted August 19, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted August 19, 2011 Logan Now Bart, the lips and genitalia are totally logical, but come-on, Free-Trade, your stretching it now buddy It's an Alien concept...LOL... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted August 19, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted August 19, 2011 Dude, u gotta stay away from that BC bud! Lol... Awards
BOILERDONXI Posted August 22, 2011 Member ID: 187 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 58 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 384 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2015 Birthday: 07/15/1958 Posted August 22, 2011 Logan you are buku dickey dow my brother. You like rats and rice to make dicky hard. you know get som fo lon time. heer fi dolla you go get prostitute on bolivard. she louv you lon tin.
Logan Posted August 25, 2011 Member ID: 582 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 361 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 389 Achievement Points: 3272 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 1, 2020 Birthday: 11/22/1956 Author Posted August 25, 2011 Boilerdon, where in the heck have you been. It doesn't matter my friend, Welcome back. Awards
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