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Fishing or Sex


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Four married guys go fishing.

 

After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'


Second guy:'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy:'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'


They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”

Fourth guy:'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said: 'Wear sun-block.'

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lmao :)

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Epic.....I love it.   This one's getting shared
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I have got to give that a try.  lol

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lol

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lmfao

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fucking AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! damn women Tongue out

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