DEEJAYKEG Posted December 21, 2013 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted December 21, 2013 A Wisconsin farmer named Olie had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot attorney questioned him thus:'Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?"Olie responded: 'vell, I'lla tell you vat happened dere. I'd yust loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... ''I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'Olie said, 'vell, I'd yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas drivin' down da road.... 'The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. 'By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Olie’s answer and said to the attorney: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie'.Olie said: 'Tank you' and proceeded. 'vell as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin' her down de road vin dis huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side by golly. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder ditch.By yimminy yahosaphat I vas hurt, purty durn bad, and didn't want to move. An even vurse dan dat, I could hear old Bessie a moanin' and a groanin'. I knew she vas in terrible pain yust by her groans.Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie a moanin' and a groanin' too, so he vent over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her right between the eyes.Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?''Now wot da fock vud you say?' JohnnyDos, Blackbart, ldoz and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted December 21, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I feel fine.LOL. baldie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldie Posted December 21, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3343 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2641 Achievement Points: 33808 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 04:13 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted December 21, 2013 ROLF nice one mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
djMot Posted December 21, 2013 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 94 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5234 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 11106 Achievement Points: 48754 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 112 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 05:42 PM Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted December 21, 2013 Except that it's Minnesotans that talk like that. Not Cheeseheads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted December 22, 2013 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Author Share Posted December 22, 2013 Except that it's Minnesotans that talk like that. Not Cheeseheads. We all know you had elocution lessons to get that radio voice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PigDog Posted December 22, 2013 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3846 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1626 Achievement Points: 25628 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 24 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted December 22, 2013 LMAO, haven't heard a good Olie joke in while....lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
daMike Posted December 22, 2013 Member ID: 1011 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 15, 2023 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted December 22, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damage_inc- Posted December 22, 2013 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.36 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted December 22, 2013 im so having a attention deficit or senior or just blonde moment i dont get the joke-can someone explain it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted December 22, 2013 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 548 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4674 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 5863 Achievement Points: 41109 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted December 22, 2013 State trooper just blasted his injured cow's brains out. Then walks over, pistol in hand, and asks Ollie how he feels. I'm sure I'd say I was just peachy too. lmao! Damage_inc- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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