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Hi,

 

My names Dan, I have been playing for the last 3 months on the EU XI BF4 servers.

 

I tried to join the platoon but I was unaware of this process, so here I am.

 

I've also installed xfire, not sure what it does though?

 

I like sheep.

 

Thanks.

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hi dan and welcome to our forums



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:beerbig: Hello and welcome grab a seat have a beer then get back in game so we can kill your ass :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



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Welcome to the XI forums. You will find most of the players on teamspeak 3.



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Welcome in the Forum have fun



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Hi and welcome to the Forums :welcome: Take care and enjoy



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A research fellow from Oxford University was conducting a survey into sheep shagging.

His fist site visit was to a Wiltshire Farmer.

"So, Wiltshire farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"

"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

"That's very interesting," replied the researcher and he leaves the Wiltshire farmer and makes his way west to mid Wales.

He then meets a Welsh Farmer.

"So, Welsh farmer, how do you shag your Sheep?"

"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

"That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Wiltshire too." And he leaves the Welsh farmer and heads north east to the North Yorkshire Moors.

He then meets up with a Yorkshire farmer.

"So, Yorkshire farmer, how do you shag your Sheep?"

"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders."

"Over your shoulders?" replied the researcher "Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?"

"What?" said the farmer.

"And miss out on all the kissing?!"

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A research fellow from Oxford University was conducting a survey into sheep shagging.

His fist site visit was to a Wiltshire Farmer.

"So, Wiltshire farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"

"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

"That's very interesting," replied the researcher and he leaves the Wiltshire farmer and makes his way west to mid Wales.

He then meets a Welsh Farmer.

"So, Welsh farmer, how do you shag your Sheep?"

"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

"That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Wiltshire too." And he leaves the Welsh farmer and heads north east to the North Yorkshire Moors.

He then meets up with a Yorkshire farmer.

"So, Yorkshire farmer, how do you shag your Sheep?"

"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders."

"Over your shoulders?" replied the researcher "Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?"

"What?" said the farmer.

"And miss out on all the kissing?!"

Haaaaahahahahaha

 

Love a good Sheep...................joke.

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Welcome to the forums. Please note that XI strictly forbids the killing of any sharks in its servers. If a shark should happen to kill you, please do not retaliate, they are protected at XI.



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I dunno, I have eaten shark steak. Its not too bad but not very tender. Certainly its an aquired taste.


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