DEEJAYKEG Posted December 1, 2014 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted December 1, 2014 Three men got married. The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Poland. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.The third man married a girl from Ireland. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees... little_old_man, Onyx, TBB and 7 others 10 Awards
TBB Posted December 1, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21236 Content Per Day: 3.75 Reputation: 22926 Achievement Points: 152290 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 411 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 1, 2014 lmao - good one - thanks Awards
NITRO Posted December 1, 2014 Member ID: 1095 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 34 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3639 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 2460 Achievement Points: 24702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/06/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25 Birthday: 03/23/1979 Device: iPhone Posted December 1, 2014 Haha great! Awards
Onyx Posted December 1, 2014 Member ID: 7547 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 714 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 621 Achievement Points: 5030 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/24/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4, 2020 Birthday: 07/10/1984 Posted December 1, 2014 I think that was my Mum and Dad Damage_inc- 1 Awards
little_old_man Posted December 1, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.19 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted December 1, 2014 God ain't that the truth. My dear old Irish granny was walking home from work one night in Cleveland over 60 years ago when a man decided he was going to steal her purse. Not only did she not give it up, but she proceeded to take that purse and beat the holy shit out of the guy. As he fell down all 110 pounds of her sat on his chest until help arrived. True story. DEEJAYKEG 1 Awards
dadda2 Posted December 1, 2014 Member ID: 1566 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1152 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 7674 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 4167 Achievement Points: 68081 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 07/11/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2020 Posted December 1, 2014 N1
TheLastColdBeer Posted December 2, 2014 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.82 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted December 2, 2014 Most of my conversations with my wife end with "yes Lori Ann". She's happy, and I get to stay moderately contented. Marrige bliss Awards
TBB Posted December 2, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21236 Content Per Day: 3.75 Reputation: 22926 Achievement Points: 152290 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 411 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 2, 2014 Most of my conversations with my wife end with "yes Lori Ann". She's happy, and I get to stay moderately contented. Marrige bliss I thought hey ended with "Can I have the last cold beer???" Awards
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