JohnnyNashville Posted January 23, 2016 Member ID: 25938 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 346 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 1496 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 290 Achievement Points: 13343 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/17/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 8, 2024 Birthday: 08/08/1961 Device: Windows Posted January 23, 2016 https://www.facebook.com/652414794770763/videos/1114135278598710/ aj TBB, coolmd, JohnnyDos and 3 others 6
JohnnyDos Posted January 23, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted January 23, 2016 Hell when I see women wear close like that I do stare,isn't that why they wear clothes like that?Just like the dude said.I totally agree. TBB and Merlin007 2
Merlin007 Posted January 23, 2016 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1127 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8582 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 7547 Achievement Points: 76563 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 33 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted January 23, 2016 (edited) Only a blind man or woman wouldn't notice those... Edited January 23, 2016 by Merlin007 JohnnyDos, TBB, WeednFeed and 2 others 5 Awards
hxtr Posted January 23, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted January 23, 2016 Best pickup line ever. I gong to try it today but not waiting for the woman to ask..did you just look at my breasts. Im going to get lucky tonight.
Merlin007 Posted January 23, 2016 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1127 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8582 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 7547 Achievement Points: 76563 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 33 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted January 23, 2016 Hand puppets don't count hxtr. hxtr and TBB 2 Awards
hxtr Posted January 23, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted January 23, 2016 Hand puppets don't count hxtr. Crap... never mind then. Merlin007 1
TBB Posted January 23, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20364 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22447 Achievement Points: 147242 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 388 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 23, 2016 The only way @@hxtr will get luck tonight is if his right hand isn't tired!!!! hxtr 1 Awards
hxtr Posted January 23, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted January 23, 2016 The only way @@hxtr will get luck tonight is if his right hand isn't tired!!!! @@TBB shut the hell up. I trained my Left hand to do the job my right when it cant. Problem is their periods are starting to happen at the same time. I need to train my feet now.
TBB Posted January 23, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20364 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22447 Achievement Points: 147242 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 388 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 23, 2016 @@hxtr - you need someone to hold the magnifying glass and tweezers so you can look for it!!! hxtr 1 Awards
hxtr Posted January 23, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted January 23, 2016 @@hxtr - you need someone to hold the magnifying glass and tweezers so you can look for it!!! Wait I though the tweezers was my penis. ??? Then why are they there?
bds1961 Posted January 24, 2016 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 174 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5370 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 14015 Achievement Points: 47514 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 175 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Posted January 24, 2016 @@TBB shut the hell up. I trained my Left hand to do the job my right when it cant. Problem is their periods are starting to happen at the same time. I need to train my feet now. You can always try BDSM by wrapping your fingers with string hxtr and TBB 2 Awards
hxtr Posted January 24, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted January 24, 2016 You can always try BDSM by wrapping your fingers with string How about Novocain or the pills Bill Cosby used?
bds1961 Posted January 24, 2016 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 174 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5370 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 14015 Achievement Points: 47514 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 175 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Posted January 24, 2016 How about Novocain or the pills Bill Cosby used? At least use rubber gloves for safe sex TBB and hxtr 2 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted January 25, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted January 25, 2016 Hxtr, staring at man-boobs don't count. Lol. Just sayin'. That was funny as hell. It's great (for me, at least) that I have a photogenic memory--all it takes is a quick glance, then I can process while having a jovial conversation with the nice target, er, sorry, "lady." I've got a coupla stupid friends that like to stare, and after the lady notices, and subsequently leaves, I say, "Geez, asshole, you're not supposed to stare, just take a quality glance and pretend that you didn't glance." The guy's right, though, we're all primordial beings at our core, and, as a guy, "I am guilty as charged, your Honor!!" P.S. - At my excessive-speeding trial on a military base (good golf course there), that's when I stood up after being asked how I plead to the charges. I made the judge chuckle, and he reduced my fine to $50 from $300 and pts. to 2 from 6 if I passed a Defensive Driving course. I learned the opposite of the way I've always been driving, lol. For shame. Ayaq Awards
TBB Posted January 25, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20364 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22447 Achievement Points: 147242 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 388 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 25, 2016 Hxtr, staring at man-boobs don't count. Lol. Just sayin'. That was funny as hell. It's great (for me, at least) that I have a photogenic memory--all it takes is a quick glance, then I can process while having a jovial conversation with the nice target, er, sorry, "lady." I've got a coupla stupid friends that like to stare, and after the lady notices, and subsequently leaves, I say, "Geez, asshole, you're not supposed to stare, just take a quality glance and pretend that you didn't glance." The guy's right, though, we're all primordial beings at our core, and, as a guy, "I am guilty as charged, your Honor!!" P.S. - At my excessive-speeding trial on a military base (good golf course there), that's when I stood up after being asked how I plead to the charges. I made the judge chuckle, and he reduced my fine to $50 from $300 and pts. to 2 from 6 if I passed a Defensive Driving course. I learned the opposite of the way I've always been driving, lol. For shame. Ayaq Sorry to hear that - too bad you'll see this forever Awards
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