-PeteG- Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 24237 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 19 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 35 Achievement Points: 220 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 25, 2024 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2016 A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it. The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden. The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The Doc set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that 10% was still probably more pain than he had ever felt. The man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until the machine was set at 100%. After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor, and the father was still amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep. Blackbart, TBB, BUDMAN and 3 others 6
Timpie78 Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 23672 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 28 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 32 Achievement Points: 275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/01/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18 Birthday: 10/13/1978 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2016 A slow start, but a good twist at the end Awards
Magnus_1 Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 1410 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 525 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 476 Achievement Points: 3640 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 20 Birthday: 05/08/1953 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2016 Now that's FUNNY!!! Awards
NGCrewDawg Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 21068 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 23 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 87 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 67 Achievement Points: 690 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/01/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:44 AM Birthday: 12/25/1966 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2016 Very, very funny :-) Awards
Duffy Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 23954 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 124 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 781 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 05:13 PM Birthday: 01/03/1968 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2016 brilliant Awards
BUDMAN Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7099 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4638 Achievement Points: 60371 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 40 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2016 Nice 1 Awards
Merlin007 Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1127 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8582 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 7547 Achievement Points: 76567 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2016 HAHA. Another knock at the milk man. Good 1. Awards
TBB Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20377 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22448 Achievement Points: 147309 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 389 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2016 lmao Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted April 14, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted April 14, 2016 That was a worthy post. Still chuckling. Lol. Ayaq Awards
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