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On the Road Too Long


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A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.  He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"  The Madam is astonished.  "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal."  The trucker replies, "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm just homesick."  :D

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hahahhaha now that is bad. lol

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Pengy, sweetheart, you are "batting 1000" on your posted jokes--well, at least in my humble opinion.  You, I, and @@hxtr (since he's always hit "like" on your jokes) must share the same sense of humor.

 

Wait--Hexter even periodically hits the "like" button on jokes posted by @HellTigress, so I may have to rethink that . . .

 

Lol, keep 'em coming.  Ayaq

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Oh my. There is so much I wanna say to this but I'll behave haha.

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Oh my. There is so much I wanna say to this but I'll behave haha.

dont be shy.... speak your mind while you still have one. :)

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Pengy, sweetheart, you are "batting 1000" on your posted jokes--well, at least in my humble opinion.  You, I, and @@hxtr (since he's always hit "like" on your jokes) must share the same sense of humor.

 

Wait--Hexter even periodically hits the "like" button on jokes posted by @HellTigress, so I may have to rethink that . . .

 

Lol, keep 'em coming.  Ayaq

hxtr has like syndrome, he likes everything. he doesn't know how to dislike.

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lol good one :)

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ok ppl stop it! I think she has hacked my pc to get this story about my brother the trucker man was his old lady ugly ;)

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