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The stuff gets stuck everywhere.

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Put me right off my muffin, you did.



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Now I will be looking for TP next time. 



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It's floss. You know, for your teeth.

NO that is what the G-String is for ;)


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NO that is what the G-String is for ;)

I though the string attache to the tampon was? 

 

Yea I had to go there. 



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I though the string attache to the tampon was? 

 

Yea I had to go there.

is there anywhere safe from the hxtr? NO! and the tampon string kept breaking ;)


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I wonder what hxtr does with his tampon string?



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I wonder what hxtr does with his tampon string?

I recycle. I soak it in my favorite Spirit Cooking recipe with morning urine, semen, mixed with breast milk and some menstruation blood for color over night and reuse it in the morning. 

 



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I recycle. I soak it in my favorite Spirit Cooking recipe with morning urine, semen, mixed with breast milk and some menstruation blood for color over night and reuse it in the morning.

and that is what he does to prepare it so he can macramé underwear out of them ;)


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I think I found your issue

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I am going to have to make a video of my toilet paper joke into a video. How to use only one sheet of paper. 



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I am going to have to make a video of my toilet paper joke into a video. How to use only one sheet of paper. 

That's the last time you got a piece of ass,when your finger went through the toilet paper.



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That's the last time you got a piece of ass,when your finger went through the toilet paper.

sounds like johnnyDos is having a flash back of good ole times ;)


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That's the last time you got a piece of ass,when your finger went through the toilet paper.

I'm a conservative. We conserve. ;)



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Good thing She didn't use John Wayne Toilet Paper !  It's guaranteed not to take shit off anybody ! 


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