JohnnyDos Posted November 28, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted November 28, 2017 Married One Night: A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted. bds1961, BUDMAN, LtLaszlo and 5 others 2 6
TBB Posted November 28, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20886 Content Per Day: 3.71 Reputation: 22741 Achievement Points: 150272 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 405 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 28, 2017 GOOD one JD - keep it up - jokes that is BUDMAN 1 Awards
J3st3r Posted November 28, 2017 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 154 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5243 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 5192 Achievement Points: 46092 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 25 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Posted November 28, 2017 lol Awards
LOCO Posted November 28, 2017 Member ID: 465 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 59 Topic Count: 397 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2183 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 2648 Achievement Points: 20179 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 10 minutes ago Birthday: 02/09/1977 Device: Windows Posted November 28, 2017 lol Awards
Sammy Posted November 28, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.91 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted November 28, 2017 Heh. Which one was the first to ask for a pretend divorce? Awards
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