RobMc Posted July 8, 2021 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 8, 2021 59 years ago today Mr & Mrs Hammer (senior) gazed down at one of natures most beautiful creations. Then dragging their eyes away from the McDonalds chicken nuggets they glanced at their newly acquired baby. ‘He’s not quite what I imagined’ said Mrs Hammer senior ‘are you sure Amazon haven’t made a mistake?’ ‘I’m not sure myself’ said Mr Hammer senior ‘The UFO dropping him off instead of the mailman was unusual, and the midwife looked strange too, but he’s here now, and he’s all ours. The second I saw that contrail in the sky I knew we had to have one and here he is. The bonus of a free gift, a Chinese bat was welcome too, I’ll bet it’s worth something in the years to come?’, you never know, they might catch on. ‘ Did you build that fence in the garden to stop him dropping off the edge of the world?’ asked Mrs Senior ‘ Not yet’ said Mr Senior ‘I was going to wait until the Illuminati came to the barbeque, they can help’ ‘Do you think he’ll be clever?’ ‘No, I think he’ll be an IDIOT’ Life would never be normal again BlackRose, Hunter1948, TBB and 2 others 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmah! Posted July 8, 2021 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 469 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5964 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10349 Achievement Points: 51030 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted July 8, 2021 https://youtu.be/jfQSp92L88I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 8, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18136 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20152 Achievement Points: 132908 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 8, 2021 Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted July 8, 2021 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 512 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17077 Content Per Day: 3.26 Reputation: 42067 Achievement Points: 148510 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 677 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted July 8, 2021 that was good he will love it RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BlackRose Posted July 9, 2021 Member ID: 2208 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 305 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3618 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 3943 Achievement Points: 37729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/09/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 06:20 PM Birthday: 06/09/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted July 9, 2021 Happy Birthday!!!!Idiot!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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