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The wandering albatross can travel 10,000 miles (16,090 kilometers) without flapping its wings even once. Common Swifts can stay in the air for 10 months without stopping.

We had a 4.8 quake around 10 AM this morning. House shook twice - I live in the very Northern end of NJ - 2 miles from the Rockland County NY border - not near the epicenter - no problems from it. Until I heard about it on the news I thought @BUDMAN caused it - you know how he gets when he opens the fridge and sees nothing but Coors Light

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Sitting-Duc (32)

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue prints are different.

"In Connecticut, legend has it that state laws require that a pickle must bounce to legally be called a pickle." I think I've seen a pickle bounce once after being hit by a sticky nade.

Thats why we need to fly:

Cleopatra, the queen of Egypt, supposedly credited her health and good looks to her love of pickles, and Roman general Julius Caesar was said to have fed pickles to his troops in the belief that they would make them stronger.

I remember waking up to that 5.2 quake here in Kentucky 12 years ago or so. I was alarmed for a couple seconds upon waking because I didn't know what the fuck's going on, having never-before experienced a quake, nor expecting the possibility. Then I thought it was a fun, new experience, mildly shaking around with everything else for 20 seconds. I then read about this New Madrid fault having the potential to unleash a catastrophic level quake some day. Glad I don't live in an area with tall buildings. ...them poor bastards in Taiwan, having to be rescued from some high rises tilted at 45°...

It was 10:23... Almost forgot...fcker

Thanks Merlin.......

Good day all, A change for those who like something different once in a while, Redline mod has been loaded and running a mixed rotation of DM and CTF maps. ctf map mp_mwm_ybuena, dm map mp_mwm_alcatraz, ctf map mp_mwm_villa, dm map mp_mwm_backlot, dm map mp_mwm_colebroo, ctf map mp_mwm_rus_vill, dm map mp_mwm_area51n, ctf map mp_mwm_dahar, dm map mp_mwm_sawmill, dm map mp_mwm_industry, ctf map mp_mwm_red_dawn, ctf map mp_mwm_scrap For those who haven't played this mod before, check it out, it excellent. Server on IP: 149.56.146.79 Cheers

@Timmah! Dave Portnoy would shit his pants lol! https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2024/04/cowabunga-pizza-hamilton-best-slice-in-world/

...become giant soft tacos...

The average person spends 2 years using their phone. We’ve heard it from adults billions of times: “You spend way too much time on that phone!” However, they may not be exaggerating. So far, the average person spends an entire 2 years on their phones throughout their lifetime.

Watching TV burns more calories than sleeping. But it’s not by a lot. Watching TV only burns 10% more calories than sleep.

This NJ quake has been felt up here in southern Quebec..

I should have say twice the amount so 64

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Sgt Wacky (67)

Nappy Birthday

i run the samsung odesey g9 and i am more then happy with it

Happy Birthday

Kuchisabishii is Japanese for unconscious eating. It describes the act of eating when you're not hungry because your mouth is lonely.

Hello all, it’s been a while since I’ve last gamed on server or posted on the site. My boy Readapht got himself a new gaming pc and downloaded the game. Well he talked me into visiting and I got to play on his system a few weeks ago. I caught the itch again and purchased me a new one also and got the game installed last night. It’s good to see some of the players I played with years ago are still active. From the looks of things, I majorly suck at this game so bear with me as I relearn how to play. See ya on the servers.

You been checking dem tigers out....................

Marty just acts like the blue whale but when he mate calls he's just a poser...............

Am assuming you learned this from your friend.................

Bees have 5 eyes. The 3 small eyes on a bee’s head detect light and help them escape from predators approaching from above. The 2 visible front eyes help them with navigation and recognizing shapes.

Slinkies are 82 feet long. Fully stretched out, Slinkies can reach up to 82 feet – or as long as 14 average-sized people.

A second is called a second for a reason. The first division of an hour is by minutes. If you divide minutes, the next measurement is by seconds. The term “seconds” derives its name from being the second way to split an hour.

I was gonna say...Weed, why do you think he goes down there every 2 weeks?? Hahahaaa!!! I will have to try this pie next time I'm in the Hammer!

Tigers have striped skin. It's not just striped fur.

The next rotation for DM3 is now running. Small map rotation #5 map mp_backlot_night map mp_hgy_c map mp_kauten map mp_killhousev2 map mp_leningrad map mp_maquina map mp_nachtfeuer map mp_pmcod map mp_republic_1 Medium map rotation #4 map mp_desolate map mp_di_carentan map mp_die_bruecke map mp_dinant map mp_district map mp_doc78 map mp_dock_assault map mp_docks map mp_downtown map mp_dropzone map mp_drum map mp_dug_in78 map mp_dundygrad map mp_eindhoven2 map mp_enigmaoff map mp_falaise5 map mp_fatherland map mp_feba map mp_freedom1 map mp_frenchvillage map mp_jsvacant map mp_snrwcarentan map mp_waw_burgundy Large map rotation #10 map mp_stalemate_1 map mp_townville2 map mp_vm_brecourt map mp_vm_caen map mp_vm_crash map mp_vm_jungle map mp_vm_river map mp_poolshark2 map mp_warehouse_rnr map mp_warlord map mp_waterway map mp_waw_caen map mp_wdocks map mp_winter_crash map mp_winter_war map mp_wolfsquare map mp_xi_castillo map mp_xi_shima map mp_xi_shiro Cheers

@piglo It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

A shrimp's heart is in its head

Does this good friend have grow lights? Inquiring minds want to know!

MW2 Rotation #7b 25 maps by LOCO put in rotation 04/04/2024 by LOCO map mp_hof_junkyard map mp_psycho_day map mp_printery map mp_kabul map mp_hob_second_c map mp_hims map mp_overpass map mp_fabrika map mp_bloc map mp_prisonblock map mp_meanstreet2 map mp_pic map mp_iclaim map mp_blue_country map mp_skidrow map mp_goodtimes map mp_strike map mp_sab map mp_hk2 map mp_hip map mp_northport map mp_mirage_b3 map mp_roundup_day map mp_wallendar_4 map mp_creek Server Restarted 7:00PM PST Enjoy

Rotation #9a 23 maps Put in 04/04/2024 by LOCO map mp_wg_beta map mp_brokenroad map mp_d2c map mp_depot_n map mp_vertical map mp_fart_house_v2 map mp_broadcast2 map mp_fav map mp_flemishtown map mp_hhk_basra map mp_cod4_torn map mp_coldfront map mp_meanstreet2 map mp_mohdv4 map mp_montargis4 map mp_noobville map mp_pheasantrun map mp_uphill map mp_tigertown_v2 map mp_winter_bakaara map mp_cassino map mp_fabrika2 map mp_asylum1 Server Restarted 6:30PM PST Enjoy

You can’t bring a Furby to the Pentagon. Since its release in 1998, Furbies have been a staple in the toy industry. You may find them adorable or creepy, but one thing for sure is that the American government doesn’t trust them. If you’ve ever encountered conspiracy theories about satanic Furbies, you’d be surprised that Furbies are banned from the Pentagon. One of Furby’s main features is speech imitation. Since most (if not all) of the communications in the Pentagon are confidential, they can’t risk a rogue Furby leaking everything to the public. As of 1999, the National Security Agency has banned Furbies from the Pentagon.

sure it wasn't pornflakes, or was it rice krispys ...when pour milk on it you can hear snatch, nipple and crotch

Tell him that!!!

I have to if I want to keep up with you dick heads!!!!

This means he's a penis researcher!

Well I wouldn't touch @Timmah!with a 12 inch in diameter 10 foot long Blue whale penis but I sure would like to see someone else try.

So you've tried eh?

Eat your heart out @Timmah! Blue whales have the largest penises on Earth. If you think you know big dick energy, think again – blue whales officially have the world’s largest penis at 12 inches in diameter and ten feet in length.

Historical information - a single horn Electric Motor driven automotive horns were commonly used from circa 1915 to circa 1935 on cars, trucks and some tractors They make a distinctive deep and loud 'Ahooga' growl sound. Commonly used on American made automobiles, but also on a few European makes. Physical description Car horn: 'North East Electric Co' Electric Motor Driven , 12 Volt made by North East Electric Company of Rochester, New Jersey, U.S.A. 1920's When horn button, usually on top of steering wheel, is pressed, the current activates the motor, which turns on a toothed ratchet, producing a 'Ahooga' sound, which is greatly magnified through the trumpet at the front. car horn, 1920 - 1930

And did you know that pastas where not invented by italians but by chinease...!!!