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  1. Rotation #6c 25 maps by Pengy put in rotation 11/14/25 by Pengy map mp_hip map mp_mw2_term map mp_asylum1 map mp_hof_junkyard map mp_csgo_italy map mp_brkout_v2 map mp_sc_hangar map mp_4nuketown map mp_cbble2 map mp_castle_v1 map mp_equestriana map mp_uprise map mp_tobruk_4 map mp_ghettostomp map mp_crossroads map mp_karachi map mp_kk_arena2 map mp_broadcast2 map mp_forlorn map mp_arkona map mp_argel map mp_carentan map mp_bungle map mp_hims map mp_tigertown_v2 Server restarted @ 1:55 a.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!
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  2. You should be worried that if he stops flirting with her you will be next.
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  3. that is so profound Timmah ( did you copy that of a men's room door ? )
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  4. RobMc

    Christmas is coming

    Hi @jointz my old woodworking buddy, you've been quiet, bet you've been concentrating on some new projects?? Some of the idiots tell me you've designed a front door that is impossible to break into, must keep your secret projects safe eh?? that's my boy. A little Birdie also told me you loved gardening and were keen on growing your own plants?, bet you're the envy of your neighbours, all that healthy food. It's lucky you don't smoke with all that timber lying around, must be a fire hazard in some carpenters shops. Now down to business, with Christmas coming I heard that your speciality is getting high, just what I'm looking for, a new highchair for the grandson, make sure that the little fckr can't escape though. Perhaps you could send us both a sample of some of your crops for Christmas Day, I'm sure they're delicious. In fact the wife only yesterday asked me to buy her a present that made her pretty and sexy, can't wait to see her face when she unwraps the three cases of beer under the tree. Let me know the estimate and sharpen your tools, I've a feeling you'll be busy this year, probably sewing mail bags that one idiot said was your new hobby when 'inside' I'm sure though when the weathers fine you like it better outside being a health fanatic? Rob
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  5. MikeB

    Sleepy Joe????

    Jealousy gets you no where Pedro !!! How many pussies have you grabbed ?? Oh I forgot you and Major grab each others every night.
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  6. Especially when you have been foraging in the forest
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  7. RobMc

    Who's the brightest?

    Three Scots and three American tourists are traveling by train to a football match. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three tourists. "Watch and you'll see," answers one of the Scotsmen. They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three Scotsmen cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Americans decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed tourists. "Watch and you'll see," says one of the Scotsmen. When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and the three Scots cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Scots leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
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  8. you saved alot of cash
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  9. my greatest fear Rob, is that you stop flirting with Essie, because then I have to put up with her again !
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  10. that is awesome Rob for that i'll let you flirt with essie for one more week
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  11. Brilliant Bio, how about this (To a background of guitar and wailing voices) ‘One putting in light bulb’ The bulb has gone, Jolene has left Without the light I am bereft My dog he died, fell out the truck This Goddamned music, I’m out of luck ‘Chorus by the remaining five’ He’s out of luck, his heart is broke To see him now is not a joke He loved that light bulb all that time Tossed away when in it’s prime ‘One putting in the light bulb’ Now the Grand Ole Oprey’s in the dark My poor old Hound dog cannot bark Dolly cries in tears and fits A rubbish voice but boy what hits ‘Another 50 verses to drone on after this, followed by the singers suicide’
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  12. Totty

    Sleepy Joe????

    Our guy is useless, I wish he would go to sleep long enough so that some decent politicians (and we only have a few) can sort our country out
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  13. then what is the 6the one singing about ? She shines so brightly, burns my eyes , hold her so tightly so she cooks my fries should have stayed away because for her i'm just prey for even though she lingers she still burns my fingers ( copyright Bio trademark )
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  14. Ive gotcha now after sleepy joe king T on the job last nov 6th 2025.....................
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  15. Lol had to have a muscle cut and stiched back together
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  16. Ruggerxi

    2025-11-14 Birthdays

    XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. MrCrowe (69)kadaverke (37)
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  17. jointz

    Christmas is coming

    I do miss Essie a bunch tho.. as well as all my other cod 5 friends I haven't seen in a while.. I should use her picture to lure in unsuspecting trouble lol
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  18. RobMc

    Christmas is coming

    OMG you have pictures of @Essssieeee as traps??? you cunning carpenter
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  19. No need to spend time or money 'experts on riding' are usually the idiots trying to get an early funeral. Take it easy, in your own time and learn how to corner, it comes with practice. Keep an eye on the 'Chicken strips' wear on the tyre towards the outer edge, when it wears to the edge you've made it. Another indicator is when you are so confident you can let go of the handlebars and steer with your knees or weight shift, this comes with spending hours in the saddle, I never owned a car until I was 28, rode every day in all weathers.
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  20. jointz

    Christmas is coming

    Well my secret door project is out of the bag now... Its truly Infact a magnificent work of art!! Completely rob proof so don't even try to knock that shit down.. Infact with the secret rob proof booby traps you may not even make it too the door. You will smell the goods walking up the driveway but when you are about to put that hairy palm of yours to knock the usual shave and a haircut tune that you hum to yourself while you relieve yourself in the water closet, you may Infact just get an explosive burst from the aerosol cans of fart spray strategically placed inside that beautifully carved weed leaf door. Now if my calculations are correct your old lady may need the treats to put up with the smell or something to make u smell sexy.. Cheers robmc!! Jointz
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  21. With you on that mate! Tattoos - absolutely no problem but injections can fuck off Talking of eye stuff in 2019 i had to have a scalpal behind my left eye
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  22. Rotation #7 20 maps put in rotation 11/14/25 by Pengy map mp_apesgorod map mp_aquadukt2 map mp_backlotair_b1 map mp_burgandy map mp_overgrown map mp_capture_the_house map mp_destroyed_village map mp_dust3 map mp_al_jierz map mp_eerier map mp_fatal_morgana map mp_forlorn map mp_fr_mgdx4 map mp_fritzfahkre map mp_garena map mp_gvft map mp_hangareturn map mp_incursion map mp_ratroom_v1 map mp_arrival_2 Server restarted @ 2:03 a.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!
    1 point
  23. tsw 8.5

    Sleepy Joe????

    i just wonder why all the people that don't live here /you too Pete don't care about your bull crap dual citizenship .you all must live in the greatest place in the world so just stay there with all your greatness and let the USA do what we do .you can't fix it and the little people here can't fix it .
    1 point
  24. I got the distinct impression it was one of two things A/. Starvation and B/. Being locked out of mens toilets? we've had so many photo sessions of both
    1 point
  25. Please send clubs First seal pups of season born off Northumberland coast as annual survey launched The remote Islands off the Northumberland coast are home one of the largest grey seals colonies with around 3,000 pups born each autumn New
    1 point
  26. Being locked in a room with @ShadyBrady.
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  27. Rite? Fuck snow. Hope it stays way way up north where it belongs lol Sadly It won't though especially where I live. We always get absolutely hammered from Lake Effect shit and high winds that roll up from the Atlantic and slam into the side of the mountain. Bad thing about living on the side of the east coasts largest east facing mountain range. Bitter Cold rolls down over from the NW and coastal winds drive it rite down on top of us. These stupid Solar Flares aren't helping things either.
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  28. Legi goes to riding school , teacher shows him what to do with balance and thottle
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  29. Grobnik is a motorcycle track where the European championship was once held, 100 km away from my city.
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  30. PimpedOutPete

    Sleepy Joe????

    Oh Tom, please give it a rest. We been doing this for almost 20 years! Like it or not my citizenship isn’t the question. Everyone has a right to their opinion, at end of the day, you are no worse off than you were before you read this.
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  31. That you leave me Rob!!!!
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