PnBear Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Posted November 15, 2010 An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station......The conversation went like this: ''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?'' ''And the best of the day te yerself.. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead on me front lawn "Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!'' There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.......................................... Father O'Malley then replied:’ Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'' Awards
TBB Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20486 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22513 Achievement Points: 147943 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 394 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 15, 2010 Like it. Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 11:54 AM Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted November 16, 2010 lol Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted November 16, 2010 haha that is good, thumbs up Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted November 16, 2010 Hehe! A good one! Awards
Toothpick Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Posted November 16, 2010 explain: "the next of kin" please
baldie Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3367 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2718 Achievement Points: 34252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted November 16, 2010 Lol nice one mate rofl Awards
BUDMAN Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7105 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4641 Achievement Points: 60427 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 24 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted November 16, 2010 family .... father, mother, brother ect..... Awards
LaRSin Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 981 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 9433 Content Per Day: 1.65 Reputation: 3735 Achievement Points: 68143 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Posted November 16, 2010 good one Awards
SHADOOW Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 1126 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 679 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 4007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/21/1970 Posted November 16, 2010 that was really funny, hahahahahahahahahahahaha
BigPapaDean Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted November 16, 2010 I wish someone would have contacted me about my jackass bro. I don't appreciate finding out this way in a public forum no less. Damn you guys damn you all to hell! LMBFAO Awards
GaberialX Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 387 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 2261 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 25, 2018 Birthday: 02/27/1980 Posted November 16, 2010 lol toothpick, i dont know which is funnier the next to kin thing or your next to kin thing
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