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An Irish priest was transferred to Texas ..

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.  He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of  the beautiful day outside.  He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station......The conversation went like this:

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''

''And the best of the day te yerself.. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church.

There's a jackass lying dead on me front lawn "Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment..........................................

Father O'Malley then replied:’ Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''



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explain: "the next of kin" please



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Lol nice one mate rofl Laughing



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that was really funny,

hahahahahahahahahahahaha



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I wish someone would have contacted me about my jackass bro. I don't appreciate finding out this way in a public forum no less. Damn you guys damn you all to hell! LMBFAO



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Posted

lol toothpick, i dont know which is funnier the next to kin thing or your next to kin thing


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