PnBear Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 10:43 PM Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Share Posted November 15, 2010 An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station......The conversation went like this: ''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?'' ''And the best of the day te yerself.. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead on me front lawn "Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!'' There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.......................................... Father O'Malley then replied:’ Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 15, 2010 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18179 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20213 Achievement Points: 133223 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 15, 2010 Like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted November 16, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted November 16, 2010 haha that is good, thumbs up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted November 16, 2010 Hehe! A good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Toothpick Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted November 16, 2010 explain: "the next of kin" please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldie Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 243 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3339 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2597 Achievement Points: 33709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted November 16, 2010 Lol nice one mate rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 136 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6955 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4497 Achievement Points: 58328 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted November 16, 2010 family .... father, mother, brother ect..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LaRSin Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 68 Topic Count: 981 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 9029 Content Per Day: 1.68 Reputation: 3558 Achievement Points: 65938 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted November 16, 2010 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SHADOOW Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 1126 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 679 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 4007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/21/1970 Share Posted November 16, 2010 that was really funny, hahahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPapaDean Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1198 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6522 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63399 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 16, 2010 I wish someone would have contacted me about my jackass bro. I don't appreciate finding out this way in a public forum no less. Damn you guys damn you all to hell! LMBFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GaberialX Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 387 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 2261 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 25, 2018 Birthday: 02/27/1980 Share Posted November 16, 2010 lol toothpick, i dont know which is funnier the next to kin thing or your next to kin thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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