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hxtr
CanadianIce

 

And let's not forget...FREE HEALTH CARE!!!! (at my age, that's VERY important!)

Nothing is for free... you pay for it..... but glad you have it. That shit is expensive here. I cant afford health insurance. Glad I am healthy, but for how long? Maybe i will become Canadian... do you all except Idiots?

 

I need to proof read better... damn!!!!

 We would take you in after a rectal exam to make sure you not carrying anything in haha :P



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hey toot... you know this is about American and Canadian translations... quit being drunk for a sec. hahaha

 

He needs a hijack medal.

 we all need a hijack medal



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hxtr
CanadianIce

 

And let's not forget...FREE HEALTH CARE!!!! (at my age, that's VERY important!)

Nothing is for free... you pay for it..... but glad you have it. That shit is expensive here. I cant afford health insurance. Glad I am healthy, but for how long? Maybe i will become Canadian... do you all except Idiots?

 

I need to proof read better... damn!!!!

 We would take you in after a rectal exam to make sure you not carrying anything in haha :P

then I willl only hide my shit up my ass.... and why would i bring my shit to you when you have way better. You all know.. virginia beach get the dirt weed from canada. What the fuck.. i thought we were better than that.. hahaha but for real it is what it is. We have lots of high.. but at 60 an 8th... that gets pricy. I an not into 480 an O. 110 was way to much when i got here.. and now it is 150. Fuck you Obama. We blame him for everything like we did bush right? But.... i need to stop.. but not sure what I will to entertain me.. i get in trouble when board.



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OMG...when I watch HGTV , they have those home shows where the host goes into a persons house and fix what the contractors fucked up, shows like Holmes on Homes...I later found out that most of those shows are filmed in Canada. Those contractors up there must be always baked to f up some of the shit Ive seen on there. Yes, we have bad contractors as well, but they really show case the ones in Canada for some reason...lol



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OMG...when I watch HGTV , they have those home shows where the host goes into a persons house and fix what the contractors fucked up, shows like Holmes on Homes...I later found out that most of those shows are filmed in Canada. Those contractors up there must be always baked to f up some of the shit Ive seen on there. Yes, we have bad contractors as well, but they really show case the ones in Canada for some reason...lol

nothing wrong with good weed and a fucked up contractor..... hahaha



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well I will say I LOVE 1 and 2 dollar coins the prettiest is the scottish 2 dollar quid, its soooo pretty with its gold  center. but really how hard is it to look down and go oh I have 3 fives a few 10's and a hundred, geesh guys they do HAVE the denominations  plastered all over them. yes the pound is different sizes and the canadian is different colors but ours just looks good (wait what am I saying we have some of the ugliest bills there are)  ok scratch that your moneys awesome. I want colored bills lol

 

Speaking as an Englishman living in the US.....WTF is a "2 dollar quid" - LOL

And do you yanks hate blind people so much that you make the 1 and the 100 exactly the same size so they can't tell the difference

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PingLo
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5) Gravy on chips (ok ok french fries) never i say, it should only be salt and vinegar

 

 

Sorry SOB, Poutine Rocks

 

 

Where I come from in the UK SOB, it is sacreligious to not put gravy on your chips, especially if you are having a steak and kidney pie with it.

I must admit the gravy in Canada is waayyyyyyy better than the crap here in the US. I will drive across the Ambassador Bridge into Windsor just to get a plate of greasy chips with gravy on them.



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Dark Asylumn
well I will say I LOVE 1 and 2 dollar coins the prettiest is the scottish 2 dollar quid, its soooo pretty with its gold  center. but really how hard is it to look down and go oh I have 3 fives a few 10's and a hundred, geesh guys they do HAVE the denominations  plastered all over them. yes the pound is different sizes and the canadian is different colors but ours just looks good (wait what am I saying we have some of the ugliest bills there are)  ok scratch that your moneys awesome. I want colored bills lol

 

Speaking as an Englishman living in the US.....WTF is a "2 dollar quid" - LOL

And do you yanks hate blind people so much that you make the 1 and the 100 exactly the same size so they can't tell the difference

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Atleast braille on the note right.. but then sick fucks like dogg, swift, bag and gman would scratch off the braille just for kicks. (We will make this from a 20 into a 1. hahaha what fun!!!!) Embarassed



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PingLo
Sonovabich

5) Gravy on chips (ok ok french fries) never i say, it should only be salt and vinegar

 

 

Sorry SOB, Poutine Rocks

 

 

Where I come from in the UK SOB, it is sacreligious to not put gravy on your chips, especially if you are having a steak and kidney pie with it.

I must admit the gravy in Canada is waayyyyyyy better than the crap here in the US. I will drive across the Ambassador Bridge into Windsor just to get a plate of greasy chips with gravy on them.

 haha yes sir



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3rdCdnInfty
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Um, you spelled "UNIVERSAL" wrong...That hurts...as a Canadian!

 

Also...

In Canada Gravy BELONGS on french fries.  Not this white chicken gravy shit either

Up in the Great White North we have a cocktail called the Caesar.  LOOK IT UP!  Poor Americans are really missing out on this one!

We all sound like Tom Brokaw.  The most generic accent EVER.  Unlike Americans...Unless you're from Oregon, Washington, or California.

We don't use horsepower to define how much power our cars have...up here it's dogpower, harking back to the dogsled days...Its fun to tell you that my Volvo Turbo has 640DP instead of 222HP.

A kilometer is a much more logical measurement than a mile...Don't get me started on the whole "Imperial System vs Metric System" thing.....

Our beer is better.  This is where the Brits and Germans can chime in and make fun of us too...Imagine what they'd say about your swill.  Ewwwwwww Is everything owned by Anheiser Busch?

It gets hotter here (for the most part)

It gets colder here (guaranteed!)

Our women are better looking (Come and see for yourselves!)

Our flag is easier to draw, and I can name all ten provinces without having a cranial melt down

Americans wear Canadian flags on their clothes, backpacks, underwear, etc when they travel...there's a reason for that!!

We have Celine Dion...oh, wait....sorry about that....

Without us there would be nothing between you and Russia (except the Bering Sea), and a number of years ago, that would have been a very bad thing.  

 

And let's not forget...FREE HEALTH CARE!!!! (at my age, that's VERY important!)

 hahaha :P lol, that Celine Dion lol and Free Health Care fuck ya! :)

 

You can have Celine Dion.... but sincere thanks to the hundreds of thousands (millions, maybe) of Canadians that come to America every year for GOOD healthcare, and pay our doctors & hospitals big $$$ for it.  One of the most dependable & history-proven rules of life:  "You get what you pay for".... and your healthcare is "free".  Wink

 

JK guys... kinda.  Long live hockey, moose turds in the snow,  & Vancouver Island Sweet Skunk

 

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No wonder you guys can stay indoors 10-1/2 months out of the year, and are so good at video games

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 Ferret is right.. Oh its not free, we pay taxes on it... But from working on both sides of th border... Universal is ALOT better... No question asked..  Cheers to both Yanks & Canucks!  Idiots All!..



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Celine Dion seems to be getting completely ignored here................WHAT ABOUT CELINE DION.....ooo Shania Twain is rather nice....WHAT ABOUT SHANIA TWAIN THEN, i would deffo lick that poutine crap off herTongue out



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Sonovabich
Celine Dion seems to be getting completely ignored here................WHAT ABOUT CELINE DION.....ooo Shania Twain is rather nice....WHAT ABOUT SHANIA TWAIN THEN, i would deffo lick that poutine crap off herTongue out

Shanaia Twain, there's a Canadian I'd love to use the old Skill Cannon on

 

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Sonovabich

Ok from a Brits point of view..the bad things

1) Celine Dion

2) Celine Dion

3) Celine Dion

4) Warm beer..beer should never be warm no matter how cold the temperature outside or in hockey stadiums is

5) Gravy on chips (ok ok french fries) never i say, it should only be salt and vinegar

6) Celine Dion

7) Celine Dion

8) Celine Dion

  I would'nt pull you up about your beer though, we have nothing to boast about in that area, everything is full of chemicals, as you said the Germans might have something to say about it though, no chemicals in their beer.......Oh yes did i mention Celine DionTongue out

 Why the hell do you think we sent Celine Dion to Vegas? LOL



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DramaLlama
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Our women are better looking (Come and see for yourselves!)

 

 

Whoa whoa whoa.  That's going too far.  There is no way Stormcrow is better looking than American women.

 

 

Fucker, that one almost slipped by me!

And i am WAY better looking then American woman!!!



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  I would'nt pull you up about your beer though, we have nothing to boast about in that area, everything is full of chemicals, as you said the Germans might have something to say about it though, no chemicals in their beer.......Oh yes did i mention Celine DionTongue out

No, it isn't all full of chemicals!  If you choose to drink the mass-produced fizzy stuff that has "extras" in it, that is your choice, but there is plenty of real ale in this country and it isn't hard to find.  If you really must drink lager, choose imported German brands as they are brewed under centuries-old purity laws.

 

Thank you, Canada, for Stewart Francis! Laughing 

 



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I would'nt touch that stuff called "real ale" it's usually flat, warm, tastes like piss and only drank by people who are snobs and look down on people who drink other stuff...pretty sure i see a photo somewhere on the website with you sitting drinking a nice pint of that draft  fizzy lager stuff DJ which means that was full of them nasty chemicals.Tongue out



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Sonovabich
I would'nt touch that stuff called "real ale" it's usually flat, warm, tastes like piss and only drank by people who are snobs and look down on people who drink other stuff...pretty sure i see a photo somewhere on the website with you sitting drinking a nice pint of that draft  fizzy lager stuff DJ which means that was full of them nasty chemicals.Tongue out

i)  I am not a snob, you pleb! Wink 

ii) cellar temperature is not "warm" and large volumes of CO2 just fuel belching competitions

iii) put your spectacles on and examine the photo - you'll see that the badge on my hat says "Koeln" and what I am pictured drinking is a half-litre of Koelsch (in the Altstadt in Cologne), brewed according to the Reinheitsgebot of 1516!  (Which means it has no unnatural ingredients in it.)



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PingLo
Sonovabich
Celine Dion seems to be getting completely ignored here................WHAT ABOUT CELINE DION.....ooo Shania Twain is rather nice....WHAT ABOUT SHANIA TWAIN THEN, i would deffo lick that poutine crap off herTongue out

Shanaia Twain, there's a Canadian I'd love to use the old Skill Cannon on

 

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Roger the hell out of that.... confirmed, confirmed, confirmed, confirmed.

 

If I could get one of those, I'd move up there next week.


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