hxtr Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 23, 2011 WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES..... Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat 's Daily Diary... Day 983 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must tr y this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
Merlin007 Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1127 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8582 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 7547 Achievement Points: 76567 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted July 23, 2011 Nice one Hxtr. LOL. That's probably pretty close. Awards
WolfTiS Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted July 23, 2011 It sure fits a cat... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 189 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9238 Content Per Day: 1.61 Reputation: 24523 Achievement Points: 95480 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted July 23, 2011 Our "pampered pet" Rosy agrees with the dog dairy. On our sofa...her favorite thing!! Awards
hxtr Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 23, 2011 LtLaszlo Our "pampered pet" Rosy agrees with the dog dairy. On our sofa...her favorite thing!! I love dogs.. they are the shit. Post more pics of your dogs.... I got a few. As for cats.. fuck cats. Save it for another post.. hhahahaha i am so joking. I had a cat I rescued and hid him for 2 weeks.. he was the shit so damn loving. I had to give him up because.... well anyway his new house he ruled and died early 2000.. he had a great home. For animals.. that is all that matters. I am just glad I found him.
Labob Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.47 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted July 23, 2011 Where's my damm doog stew Awards
7Toes Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27251 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Posted July 23, 2011 lol thats a good one Awards
Blackbart Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted July 23, 2011 Funny post I luv both cats and dogs...I too agree that is pretty close to what they would write... Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted July 23, 2011 yeah I can see this. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite water dish Allllllllllllllllllmosttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhh relaxation If I move really really slow maybe they wont notice I said NOW Excuse me Im Busy I Will KILL you!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awards
hxtr Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 23, 2011 Dark Asylumn yeah I can see this. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite water dish Allllllllllllllllllmosttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if I could do that.. i would never leave the house............
Ferret Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 859 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 681 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 4117 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 9, 2014 Birthday: 11/04/1968 Posted July 23, 2011 hxtr Dark Asylumn yeah I can see this. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite water dish Allllllllllllllllllmosttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if I could do that.. i would never leave the house............ Well, pet him first and give him a milk-bone.... maybe he'll let ya.
WolfTiS Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted July 23, 2011 Ferret hxtr Dark Asylumn yeah I can see this. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite water dish Allllllllllllllllllmosttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if I could do that.. i would never leave the house............ Well, pet him first and give him a milk-bone.... maybe he'll let ya. LMAO at Ferret. Maybe he would if Dark was that nice..... Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted July 23, 2011 WolfTiS Ferret hxtr Dark Asylumn yeah I can see this. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite water dish Allllllllllllllllllmosttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if I could do that.. i would never leave the house............ Well, pet him first and give him a milk-bone.... maybe he'll let ya. LMAO at Ferret. Maybe he would if Dark was that nice..... If you wanna play with my dogs nuts be my guest, but dont blame me when you have a 180lb dane that just WONT leave you alone lmao Awards
hxtr Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 23, 2011 Dark Asylumn WolfTiS Ferret hxtr Dark Asylumn yeah I can see this. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite water dish Allllllllllllllllllmosttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if I could do that.. i would never leave the house............ Well, pet him first and give him a milk-bone.... maybe he'll let ya. LMAO at Ferret. Maybe he would if Dark was that nice..... If you wanna play with my dogs nuts be my guest, but dont blame me when you have a 180lb dane that just WONT leave you alone lmao I am going to take Dark's advice here.... not messing with a great danes sexuality.... we will leave that to Rugger. .
Blackbart Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted July 23, 2011 Weasel you big dummy...I can't stop laughing... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 189 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9238 Content Per Day: 1.61 Reputation: 24523 Achievement Points: 95480 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted July 23, 2011 I wish there was a pictures of him after he bit down on that bag!! That would be the one to see!! Or better yet, a video of him yelping in agony!! Goofy ass dog!! Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted July 23, 2011 yes he is definitely goofy. he actually has bitten them before and the yelp is priceless. he looks around like "who did that, what just happened, oh well back to playing with that hanging bag". Awards
TBB Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20404 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22461 Achievement Points: 147463 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 390 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 23, 2011 lol - good one Awards
GorillaXI Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Posted July 23, 2011 My favorite pic of my old gal Patty. Damn I miss those days.....
hxtr Posted July 23, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 23, 2011 GorillaXI My favorite pic of my old gal Patty. Damn I miss those days..... my day is coming soon for my two as well Gorilla.... both around 14... sucks cuz now I cant see them much at all. Im tired of losing my dogs. I know you loved you dog bro... I remember you yelling for her to shut up.. hahahaha
Teleck Posted July 24, 2011 Member ID: 601 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 389 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 69 Achievement Points: 2583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 22, 2016 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Posted July 24, 2011 lol that was a great one
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