DEEJAYKEG Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted May 14, 2012 A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the daughter-in-law answered. 'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed. 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained. 'Love dress? But you're naked!' 'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me.' The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. 'What are you doing?' he asked. 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually. 'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner? HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT. Bushape, baldie, JohnnyDos and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9157 Content Per Day: 1.70 Reputation: 24336 Achievement Points: 94331 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 316 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted May 14, 2012 Good one Dee!! Guess she needs that "Permanent Press" surgery!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bushape Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted May 14, 2012 That was damn good DJ. Thanks for sharing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1202 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6536 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4423 Achievement Points: 63519 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 12:04 PM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted May 14, 2012 Imma keep me mouth shut when a woman ask me anything about that subject! LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 271 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18295 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20347 Achievement Points: 134026 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 273 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 14, 2012 Good one - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3347 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2645 Achievement Points: 33854 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted May 14, 2012 Lmao nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bobbarker Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 689 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2030 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1533 Achievement Points: 13317 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/22/1965 Device: iPhone Share Posted May 14, 2012 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sykorsky Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 3380 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 22 Topic Count: 63 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 376 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 171 Achievement Points: 3170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/15/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 4, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1965 Share Posted May 14, 2012 let's say... MUHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 518 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17135 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42152 Achievement Points: 148983 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 680 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted May 14, 2012 too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
IceMan NZ Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 694 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 14 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 440 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 115 Achievement Points: 2734 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 6, 2022 Birthday: 01/05/1989 Share Posted May 14, 2012 lol, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted May 15, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14892 Content Per Day: 2.76 Reputation: 7830 Achievement Points: 91127 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted May 15, 2012 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mech79 Posted May 15, 2012 Member ID: 2806 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 112 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 22 Achievement Points: 777 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/12/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 23, 2018 Birthday: 06/10/1979 Share Posted May 15, 2012 The wife has one of those dresses.... You know the one that needs ironing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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