Jump to content
Come try out our new Arcade we just put up, new games added weekly. Link at the top of the website ×

The Love Dress


DEEJAYKEG

Recommended Posts


  • Member ID:  1238
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  35
  • Topic Count:  1207
  • Topics Per Day:  0.23
  • Content Count:  6083
  • Content Per Day:  1.17
  • Reputation:   4984
  • Achievement Points:  50727
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  11
  • Joined:  03/12/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Device:  Kindle Fire

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She

knocked on the door then immediately walked in.

 

She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally

naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the daughter-in-law

answered.

'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites

him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly

becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me.'

The mother-in-law left.

 

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,

dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and lay on the couch waiting for her

husband to arrive.

 

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so

provocatively.

'What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

 

'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?

 

HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  151
  • Group:  ++ COD2 Admin
  • Followers:  62
  • Topic Count:  186
  • Topics Per Day:  0.03
  • Content Count:  9157
  • Content Per Day:  1.70
  • Reputation:   24336
  • Achievement Points:  94331
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  316
  • Joined:  09/02/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  05/17/1959
  • Device:  Windows

Good one Dee!! Guess she needs that "Permanent Press" surgery!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  839
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  18
  • Topic Count:  83
  • Topics Per Day:  0.02
  • Content Count:  1334
  • Content Per Day:  0.25
  • Reputation:   64
  • Achievement Points:  7776
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  12/05/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  07/17/1958

That was damn good DJ. Thanks for sharing it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  1128
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  78
  • Topic Count:  1202
  • Topics Per Day:  0.23
  • Content Count:  6536
  • Content Per Day:  1.25
  • Reputation:   4423
  • Achievement Points:  63519
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  6
  • Joined:  02/13/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  10/21/1954
  • Device:  Windows

Imma keep me mouth shut when a woman ask me anything about that subject! LMAO

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  989
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  25
  • Topic Count:  271
  • Topics Per Day:  0.05
  • Content Count:  18295
  • Content Per Day:  3.48
  • Reputation:   20347
  • Achievement Points:  134026
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  273
  • Joined:  01/07/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  01/27/1946
  • Device:  Windows


  • Member ID:  607
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  75
  • Topic Count:  244
  • Topics Per Day:  0.05
  • Content Count:  3347
  • Content Per Day:  0.63
  • Reputation:   2645
  • Achievement Points:  33854
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  10
  • Joined:  10/21/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  09/16/1966
  • Device:  Windows

Lmao nice one

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  689
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  69
  • Topic Count:  100
  • Topics Per Day:  0.02
  • Content Count:  2030
  • Content Per Day:  0.38
  • Reputation:   1533
  • Achievement Points:  13317
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  1
  • Joined:  11/04/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  07/22/1965
  • Device:  iPhone

lmao

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  3380
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  22
  • Topic Count:  63
  • Topics Per Day:  0.01
  • Content Count:  376
  • Content Per Day:  0.08
  • Reputation:   171
  • Achievement Points:  3170
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  04/15/12
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  08/18/1965

let's say... MUHAHAHAHA!

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  906
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  144
  • Topic Count:  518
  • Topics Per Day:  0.10
  • Content Count:  17135
  • Content Per Day:  3.25
  • Reputation:   42152
  • Achievement Points:  148983
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  680
  • Joined:  12/20/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  11/30/1960
  • Device:  Windows


  • Member ID:  694
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  14
  • Topic Count:  25
  • Topics Per Day:  0.00
  • Content Count:  440
  • Content Per Day:  0.08
  • Reputation:   115
  • Achievement Points:  2734
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  11/05/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  01/05/1989

lol, good one

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  174
  • Group:  +++ COD2 Head Admin
  • Followers:  129
  • Topic Count:  387
  • Topics Per Day:  0.07
  • Content Count:  14892
  • Content Per Day:  2.76
  • Reputation:   7830
  • Achievement Points:  91127
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  52
  • Joined:  09/02/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  04/23/1970
  • Device:  Windows


  • Member ID:  2806
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  4
  • Topic Count:  18
  • Topics Per Day:  0.00
  • Content Count:  112
  • Content Per Day:  0.02
  • Reputation:   22
  • Achievement Points:  777
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  09/12/11
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  06/10/1979

The wife has one of those dresses.... You know the one that needs ironing!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.