MANTHIS Posted July 31, 2012 Member ID: 3066 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 16 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 122 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 151 Achievement Points: 1096 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/09/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 7, 2012 Birthday: 10/08/1974 Posted July 31, 2012 (edited) K as alot of people know I am blonde and from newport wales so I'd like to pass on some blonde welsh jokes. 1) A blonde welsh lady went to see her doctor about a strange situation. She told the doctor she had sex the night before and woke up singing the green green grass of home. the doctor remarked that it sounded like she had tom jones syndrome is that unccomon the blonde welsh lady asked the doctor's reply "Well it's not unussual 2) An english navy steward on leave was in a pub and remaked how his shore leave was almost up and had only 1 hr to return to the boat. He said he was upset because he had not got laid and really wanted to f**k a womans brains out. the bartender leaned over and told him go find a blonde welsh woman youll be able to F*8k her brains out n still have time to finish your drink. 3) a blonde welsh woman wanted to get dirty with her boyfriend so he took her to a coalmine. 4) a couple celebrating their 20th wedding aniversary were discuussing their first thoughts of each other from when they first met. husband says when i first met u all I wanted to do was f88ck your brains out n suck your boobs dry. the wife replied and what do you think now husband replied 'well i did a pretty damn good job" 5) a blonde welsh woman was upset over her new job working tat the clock tower. she complained that the job description was inaccurate and misleading. she said the job description stated that she wouuld have enjoyable work surrounded by large dongs all day. lol cheers Edited July 31, 2012 by MANTHIS Sykorsky, baldie, hxtr and 1 other 4
TBB Posted July 31, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20338 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22433 Achievement Points: 147095 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 31, 2012 lol - thanks Awards
kovut Posted July 31, 2012 Member ID: 3326 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 23 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 144 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 137 Achievement Points: 1161 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/30/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 8 Birthday: 02/10/1960 Device: Windows Posted July 31, 2012 lol like them Manthis, have you got something against the Welsh :hrhr: Awards
dadda2 Posted July 31, 2012 Member ID: 1566 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1152 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 7674 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 4167 Achievement Points: 68081 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 07/11/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2020 Posted July 31, 2012 not bad 4 a blonde taffy lol
mikepaz666 Posted July 31, 2012 Member ID: 130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 466 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 181 Achievement Points: 4295 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 27, 2023 Birthday: 11/06/1972 Posted July 31, 2012 n1 Awards
BeerGoat Posted July 31, 2012 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1251 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 295 Achievement Points: 8401 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted July 31, 2012 Funny stuff. Awards
MANTHIS Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 3066 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 16 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 122 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 151 Achievement Points: 1096 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/09/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 7, 2012 Birthday: 10/08/1974 Author Posted August 1, 2012 lol like them Manthis, have you got something against the Welsh :hrhr: nope but being welsh I heard them all haha from my granny
Sykorsky Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 3380 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 22 Topic Count: 63 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 376 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 171 Achievement Points: 3170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/15/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 4, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1965 Posted August 1, 2012 how do you recognize a blond desk in an office? It's the only one that have Tipex on its laptop! HellKid 1 Awards
pwrcrzy52 Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2012 LOL Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted August 1, 2012 How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? Shine a light in her ears. Reverend Aewyn Hughes was our pastor for years. Straight from Wales, and a joy to hear. Never did lose his Welsh brough, and was loved by all. Sykorsky and HellKid 2 Awards
Sykorsky Posted August 1, 2012 Member ID: 3380 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 22 Topic Count: 63 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 376 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 171 Achievement Points: 3170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/15/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 4, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1965 Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) two blondes chatting, first one said "i never had sex with my husband before getting married, and you?" the second:"dunno, what's your husband's name?" Edited August 1, 2012 by Sykorsky MANTHIS and HellKid 2 Awards
kiwi Posted August 12, 2012 Member ID: 1952 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 124 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 133 Achievement Points: 971 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 11/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 16, 2020 Birthday: 11/23/1971 Posted August 12, 2012 why do welsh women close their eyes during sex?..... ......they cant stand seeing a man enjoy himself! why did the welsh woman cross the road/ ...thats not the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen in the first place????? HellKid 1 Awards
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