Kansas88 Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 2904 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 159 Achievement Points: 1944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2018 Birthday: 07/31/1969 Share Posted October 28, 2012 "Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blond shouts, "fire!!"" djMot, Evil-Monkey , PimpedOutPete and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 107 Topic Count: 1048 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 8812 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 3298 Achievement Points: 62176 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted October 28, 2012 :hrhr: :hrhr: :hrhr: :hrhr: :hrhr: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGTDANKO Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted October 28, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1948 Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted October 28, 2012 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 296 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4479 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3643 Achievement Points: 36581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 40 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted October 28, 2012 fixed Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, Fire!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14888 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7829 Achievement Points: 91105 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted October 28, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 269 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18222 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20279 Achievement Points: 133547 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 269 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 28, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted October 28, 2012 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1076 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8450 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7333 Achievement Points: 75097 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted October 28, 2012 HAHA. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BeerGoat Posted October 29, 2012 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1242 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 294 Achievement Points: 8349 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 13 Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted October 29, 2012 Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Vicky Posted October 29, 2012 Member ID: 3830 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 68 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 92 Achievement Points: 1477 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/22/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17, 2018 Birthday: 06/02/1996 Share Posted October 29, 2012 haha i like it (took me about 10 seconds to realise it though) pancakes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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