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Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in

their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready,

with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some old

person is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're

selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked

up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass. Then in a loud

voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling

ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing

well. Only two left."

Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being

stupid.

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LMAO nice one :hrhr::harhar::thumbsup:

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Good 1 :hrhr: :hrhr: :hrhr:

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You can't fool us guys. LMAO

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nice lol :crazy: .

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Way to funny.

:rofl:

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Great

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