DEEJAYKEG Posted February 17, 2013 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted February 17, 2013 The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do youwant a pay increase?"Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.""The first is that I iron better than you."Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."Wife: "Oh yeah?"Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"Maria: "Jor hozban did." Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in thebed."Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did."Wife: "So, how much do you want?" Spartacus, JohnnyDos, WeednFeed and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Markoff Posted February 17, 2013 Member ID: 54 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 495 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4501 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 2256 Achievement Points: 32034 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 03/17/1965 Device: iPhone Share Posted February 17, 2013 sorry dj didn't read the post just looked at the picture lol................. DEEJAYKEG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted February 18, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 274 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18342 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20419 Achievement Points: 134400 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 5 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 18, 2013 What post - thought there was only a picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Aracefan Posted February 18, 2013 Member ID: 4406 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 188 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 167 Achievement Points: 1790 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/20/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 21, 2023 Device: Windows Share Posted February 18, 2013 Good stuff (on her) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
-Stealthydeath- Posted February 18, 2013 Member ID: 2341 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 21 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 7 Achievement Points: 155 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/27/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 24, 2017 Birthday: 09/12/1994 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Im moving to mexico and becoming a Gardener. DEEJAYKEG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted February 18, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.39 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I saw both.Nice joke DJKEG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildthing Posted February 18, 2013 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 124 Topic Count: 235 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3845 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 2247 Achievement Points: 34608 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted February 18, 2013 ROTFLMAO that is some real funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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