DEEJAYKEG Posted March 24, 2013 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted March 24, 2013 The world’s greatest list of useless Groaners: How does Moses make histea? Hebrews it.Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.When chemists die, they barium.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.PMS jokes aren't funny; period.Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no popquiz.I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn'tcontrol her pupils?When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.Broken pencils are pointless.What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen.The police have nothing to go on.I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.Velcro - what a rip off! baldie, djMot, LordOfChaos and 2 others 5 Awards
JohnnyDos Posted March 24, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted March 24, 2013 Great ones DeeJay.
Merlin007 Posted March 24, 2013 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1139 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8605 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 7574 Achievement Points: 76834 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted March 24, 2013 Nice one Deejay. Awards
TBB Posted March 24, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21329 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 22993 Achievement Points: 152837 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 415 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 24, 2013 Good ones - thanks Awards
LordOfChaos Posted March 24, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted March 24, 2013 nice. keep em coming!
KenMan Posted March 24, 2013 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Posted March 24, 2013 Very good DeeJay Awards
BigPapaDean Posted March 24, 2013 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1217 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6581 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4445 Achievement Points: 63856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 09:33 PM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted March 24, 2013 Did you know the cemetery is the most popular place in town? People are dying to go there! The medical examiner loved his job with one exception, he took it dead serious! I thought I had a cold but it's snot! I love one liners but I can't count that high! Awards
BeerGoat Posted March 26, 2013 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1254 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 296 Achievement Points: 8423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 04:15 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted March 26, 2013 Funny thanks Awards
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