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Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!



A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.



I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.



Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.



England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.



I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.



They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.



I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.



Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.



I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.



When chemists die, they barium.



I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.



I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.



PMS jokes aren't funny; period.



Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.



We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop
quiz.



I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.



Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't
control her pupils?



When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.



Broken pencils are pointless.



What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.



I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.



All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen.

The police have nothing to go on.



I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.



Velcro - what a rip off!



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Great ones DeeJay.



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nice.  keep em coming!



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Very good DeeJay :laughing:



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Did you know the cemetery is the most popular place in town? People are dying to go there!

 

The medical examiner loved his job with one exception, he took it dead serious!

 

I thought I had a cold but it's snot!

 

I love one liners but I can't count that high!



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Posted

Funny thanks


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