HarryWeezer Posted March 28, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 06:49 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 28, 2013 His name was Mean Dean, the slicing machine, And he loved to make full-grown men cry. He'd stick 'em and stab 'em and cut off their balls, And boast what a bad ass am I. He had quite a rep and you always could tell, When bad-ass Mean Dean was around. They'd cuss him and bitch about losing their nuts, And complain to the admin they found. But the day finally came when Mean Dean got put down, But not by some meaner old fart. No, a sweet little girl with a smile and a kiss, Finally melted Mean Dean's crusty heart. Those days are behind me Mean Dean had to say, so loud that all clansmen could hear. I will never again be referred to as mean, I'm now Poppa Dean, have no fear. For now I'll be kind when I sharpen my blade, And finish it off with a lick. I'm no longer mean, I'm now Poppa Dean, And I'll smile as I slice off your prick. Giggles, simplemod, sabreeyes and 18 others 21 Awards
Gatorgirl Posted March 28, 2013 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6456 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Posted March 28, 2013 Very nice!! Expedition and BigPapaDean 2 Awards
Giggles Posted March 28, 2013 Member ID: 1217 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 73 Topic Count: 94 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1608 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 1865 Achievement Points: 14709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 01/21/1978 Device: Android Posted March 28, 2013 Nice Harry Expedition 1 Awards
BurnnBright Posted March 28, 2013 Member ID: 22339 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 168 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1722 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 685 Achievement Points: 13018 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Windows Posted March 28, 2013 Love it!!! Expedition 1 Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted March 29, 2013 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted March 29, 2013 Outstanding poetry! Expedition 1 Awards
BlAcKsMoKe Posted March 29, 2013 Member ID: 5459 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 494 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 441 Achievement Points: 3501 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 18, 2022 Birthday: 10/03/1994 Posted March 29, 2013 Nice! thats one for the books Expedition 1
TecHnOBoY Posted March 29, 2013 Member ID: 755 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2191 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 961 Achievement Points: 14309 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18, 2019 Birthday: 01/14/1982 Posted March 29, 2013 Nice one! Expedition 1 Awards
Princess Posted March 29, 2013 Member ID: 1796 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1345 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 663 Achievement Points: 8493 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 01:03 PM Birthday: 04/03/1976 Device: Android Posted March 29, 2013 wow really nice Expedition 1 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted March 29, 2013 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1211 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6554 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63664 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:06 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted March 29, 2013 His name was Mean Dean, the slicing machine, And he loved to make full-grown men cry. He'd stick 'em and stab 'em and cut off their balls, And boast what a bad ass am I. He had quite a rep and you always could tell, When bad-ass Mean Dean was around. They'd cuss him and bitch about losing their nuts, And complain to the admin they found. But the day finally came when Mean Dean got put down, But not by some meaner old fart. No, a sweet little girl with a smile and a kiss, Finally melted Mean Dean's crusty heart. Those days are behind me Mean Dean had to say, so loud that all clansmen could hear. I will never again be referred to as mean, I'm now Poppa Dean, have no fear. For now I'll be kind when I sharpen my blade, And finish it off with a lick. I'm no longer mean, I'm now Poppa Dean, And I'll smile as I slice off your prick. Harry that was great! I actually cried as I read this. Not only did I cry but I smiled a big ole smile because you brought her to mind again. You are definitely right when you wrote she did tenderize my heart. Thank you so much for this wonderful poem. HellKid, BattlewolF, loaderXI and 2 others 5 Awards
Expedition Posted March 31, 2013 Member ID: 2712 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 193 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 89 Achievement Points: 2109 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/31/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 1, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1964 Posted March 31, 2013 Nice Poetry. Awards
Boo Yaa Posted March 31, 2013 Member ID: 22349 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 766 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 4612 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 5, 2015 Posted March 31, 2013 Good Stuff--Thanks for the laugh!
loaderXI Posted March 31, 2013 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 72 Topic Count: 396 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6439 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 6582 Achievement Points: 54661 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 32 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:08 AM Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Posted March 31, 2013 Great stuff Harry.....We all love Papa Dean.... BigPapaDean and baldie 2 Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted March 31, 2013 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted March 31, 2013 Yeah Baby, after all Dean's cuts, I really feel he has turned a new leaf. BTW, you won't mind if I still cry & moan when he removes my manhood? Very nice poem, but a leopard doesn't change his spots. Happy Easter Dean, Mean & all. BigPapaDean 1 Awards
MR.THJ Posted March 31, 2013 Member ID: 452 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 48 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 59 Achievement Points: 452 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/19/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2019 Birthday: 04/07/1965 Posted March 31, 2013 Very nice Harry, well done Awards
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