Shamu Posted May 12, 2013 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted May 12, 2013 SIMPLE TRUTH #1 Lovers helpeach other undress before sex.However after sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.SIMPLE TRUTH # 2When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say,"Congratulations."But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job."Moral of the story: Hard work is never appreciated.FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvettethan on a bicycle.2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you whenthey're in trouble again.4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.AND FINALLY Condomsdon't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot bythe woman's husband. JohnnyDos, dadda2, hxtr and 1 other 4
hxtr Posted May 12, 2013 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 12, 2013 I like this one best.... 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. blk_plague, dadda2 and JohnnyDos 3
TBB Posted May 12, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21035 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22798 Achievement Points: 151098 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 12, 2013 Good ones. Many of those truths have saved Hxtr many times!!! Bogleg 1 Awards
dadda2 Posted May 12, 2013 Member ID: 1566 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1152 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 7674 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 4167 Achievement Points: 68081 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 07/11/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2020 Posted May 12, 2013 supriseing the truth how ever funny makes perfect sence
djMot Posted May 12, 2013 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 357 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 5257 Content Per Day: 1.08 Reputation: 11146 Achievement Points: 48948 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 114 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 12:43 PM Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Posted May 12, 2013 Simple Truth #1 TOTALLY applies to me. Awards
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