RustyRifle Posted August 29, 2013 Member ID: 3572 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 147 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 832 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 592 Achievement Points: 7645 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 07/22/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2017 Birthday: 05/28/1975 Share Posted August 29, 2013 for the past 2-3 weeks and that makes you totally f**ed up in ya brain. now to the fun part of my dizzyness. yesterday i woke uo 03:00AM and had to go and pee. i was sooo tired so i stumbled away towards the bathroom since i still felt a little dizzy i decided to sit down and do it. i sat down everything fell in place EXEPT 1 PART.so here i was spraying the whole bathroom because once you started how the hell you gonna stop it. it took me over an houtn to clean the bathroom and take a shower.....i wasnt tired after that LOL so if someone would had said good morning to me yeserday, im sure i wouldnt been that polite //Rusty Sonovabich, vipersniper and eidolonFIRE 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1lost1 Posted August 30, 2013 Member ID: 938 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 19 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 602 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 339 Achievement Points: 4774 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 31 Birthday: 08/28/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted August 30, 2013 Morning rusty lol RustyRifle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TecHnOBoY Posted August 30, 2013 Member ID: 755 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2191 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 961 Achievement Points: 14309 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18, 2019 Birthday: 01/14/1982 Share Posted August 30, 2013 RustyRifle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RustyRifle Posted August 30, 2013 Member ID: 3572 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 147 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 832 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 592 Achievement Points: 7645 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 07/22/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2017 Birthday: 05/28/1975 Author Share Posted August 30, 2013 Morning rusty lol morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sitting-Duc Posted August 30, 2013 Member ID: 561 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 84 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5334 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 4610 Achievement Points: 41339 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 29 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 04/06/1992 Device: Android Share Posted August 30, 2013 There is such a thing as too much information. vipersniper, TecHnOBoY and Tristan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Tball Posted August 30, 2013 Member ID: 112 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 104 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 228 Achievement Points: 6975 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 3, 2015 Birthday: 10/09/1960 Share Posted August 30, 2013 you forgot the tuck and now we know your a little guy if it had any bulk to it it would fell naturally. blk_plague and eidolonFIRE 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blk_plague Posted August 30, 2013 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 7 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Share Posted August 30, 2013 Gotcha beat. Was doin the stiff legged walk with my buttcheecks clenched tight enough to make a diamond, couldnt even bendover for fear of blasting a hole in the wall behind the toilet. Had to push pants down as far as i could and then go for the flip and drop so I flipped the lid back and dropped like a rock........................and apparently my lid flipping power was a bit too much. I cried out in utter dismay as just as the release came i hear the click of the lid snick shut The shock of this experience remains with me to this day....the horror the horror....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Guest awesome Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 omg still to this day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LandShark Posted August 30, 2013 Member ID: 698 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1145 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 782 Achievement Points: 7232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 2, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2013 LOL, that was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Shamu Posted August 30, 2013 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Device: Windows Share Posted August 30, 2013 Rusty, you best start checking blood pressures and not worrying about where you pissed. You have more to concern yourself about than failing to make the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codpiece Posted August 30, 2013 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2482 Content Per Day: 0.60 Reputation: 3552 Achievement Points: 22894 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 05:32 PM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted August 30, 2013 I have heard worse. I heard this from one of my buddies. He travels a lot and spends a lot of times in hotels. So do I, so I know what he's talking about. He wakes up at 0 dark thirty to take a pee. He thinks he is at home because he is out of it. He walks to the bathroom and opens the door, then takes two steps to the toilet and starts to pee. Then he walks back to bed. When he wakes up in the morning and goes to the closet to put on his clothes they are all wet. He had actually peed in the closet! LMAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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