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Married And Content

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied, 'get your own fucking blanket!'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Posted

lol



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I suppose she could have demanded a divorce and kicked him out.



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Posted (edited)

Should have Made him sleep on the couch

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Posted

Only married people can appreciate that joke. It's fucking hilarious.



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Posted (edited)

Im not even married and that's how me and my gf are...

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Posted

:lol:  it is when SHE farts you find yourself in some real domestic troubles !!!



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Posted

Excellent !



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Posted

funny but true.



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Posted

Know this all too well!

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