Shamu Posted September 26, 2014 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Device: Windows Share Posted September 26, 2014 A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son." Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens,six lawyers,six meth dealers,six Muslim extremists,and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant. "You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?" Labob, baldie, Damit1 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted September 26, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted September 26, 2014 hahaha FU! Shamu!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted September 26, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18139 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20154 Achievement Points: 132928 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 26, 2014 Should have included "6 @Hxtrs" Scoarch, baldie, BUDMAN and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
iboomboom Posted September 26, 2014 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 203 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3381 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 3019 Achievement Points: 30034 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 06:56 PM Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Windows Share Posted September 26, 2014 Why do the extremists have to be Muslim? Yes, I know its a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted September 26, 2014 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1197 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6521 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63388 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted September 26, 2014 Why do the extremists have to be Muslim? Yes, I know its a joke. Why do the extremists have to be Muslim? Yes, I know its a joke. Inquiring minds want to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
iboomboom Posted September 27, 2014 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 203 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3381 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 3019 Achievement Points: 30034 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 06:56 PM Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Windows Share Posted September 27, 2014 Inquiring minds want to know! Haha, you know what I mean. It could have just said 'extremists' or 'terrorists'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted September 27, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted September 27, 2014 They forgot to say Six Yankee's. Especially ones from Pennsylvania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted September 27, 2014 Member ID: 1854 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 344 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 2652 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 30 Birthday: 03/24/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted September 27, 2014 Why do the extremists have to be Muslim? Yes, I know its a joke. you'll have to ask the extremists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted September 27, 2014 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14881 Content Per Day: 2.78 Reputation: 7824 Achievement Points: 91060 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 43 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Share Posted September 27, 2014 They forgot to say Six Yankee's. Especially ones from Pennsylvania. He was from Texas, he would have most likely shot himself be accident first. Lol Yes, this was a joke! Scoarch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted September 27, 2014 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14881 Content Per Day: 2.78 Reputation: 7824 Achievement Points: 91060 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 43 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Share Posted September 27, 2014 you'll have to ask the extremists Ok, I will ask one.. Was it a joke Hxtr? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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