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TBB is so old he tossed Adam and Eve out

 

 

@@BUDMAN is so old I had to ask his permission to do it!  FU B-man

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Budman is so old he did time for killing the dead sea 

 

 

@@Joe Canadian is so old he was the prosecutor on the case!

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Joe is so old that his things don't make any sense! Stop mumbling ya old hag

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I'm so old I still call the stupid fucking hash tag thingy the pound key.

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Iam so old the only way to get heat in the winter is to keep my depends full warm and mushey.

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Joe is so old that his things don't make any sense! Stop mumbling ya old hag

 

Nisty is so old she used to date Aurora Borealis

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Nisty is so old she used to date Aurora Borealis

 

Aurora Borealis is so old she used to date Nisty but dumped her for TBB

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Auro who? xD

 

7toes is so old that the nails on his toes are so long that he can wrap em I'm a sorta way that it turns into an Easter basket.

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im am so old----------what was i saying again--------

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im am so old----------what was i saying again--------

 

You posted a rant full of expletives and from what I understand you were pissed at Hxtr because he stated that the Texan snake he found in his back yard was the reincarnation of Adam's and Eve's serpent ... haha

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I am so old I invented Fuck It.

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I am so old I invented Fuck It.

You meant  "SUCK IT"

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I'm so old I meant to say SUCK IT

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I'm so old I remember when checkers was the best PC game ever played

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I am so old, the only way i get to hear heavy breathing again is if i go jogging

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So... judging what some of the ladies here said... they are so old they dont have camel toes but chicken gizards

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I'm so old I meant to say SUCK IT

 

No you meant to say fuck it but Johnny is asking you for a favor haha and you are kinda interested 

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So... judging what some of the ladies here said... they are so old they dont have camel toes but chicken gizards

 

Don't despair, I don't know about the ladies but hxtr's and TBB's camel toes are sexier than ever :-)

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You fuckers are so old you ran out of old jokes.

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This post is so old I don't remember what its all about...Pete's b-day...Again? WTF

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@@2_MANY_BEERS is so old he was stationed on a Light House in the Coast Guard.

Now that's fucking old.... and true. 

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@@2_MANY_BEERS is so old he was stationed on a Light House in the Coast Guard.

 

Now that's fucking old.... and true. 

Yeah but the light houses are still standing. I have a hard time doing that now that I'm so old.

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