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@@TBB is so old he thinks the earth is still flat.

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I'm so old that when God said "Let there be light," I said thanks!

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@@TBB is so old he swam in the Primordial Sea...

 

 

@@Blackbart is so old he created the Primordial Sea when he took his first piss!

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I'm so old that my pubic hair looks like an Ayatollah's beard.

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I'm so old,  I've heard all these jokes before .. :lol:

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@@Mule is so old the word ass was invented to give him a last name

FU TBB I may be an ASS but don't look like one like YOU! HeeeeeeeeASSHaaaaaaaaaaW!
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TBB is so old the word old came from his being called Old!

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@@BigPapaDean is so old that his name should be changed into BigGrandGrandGrandFatherDean

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@@KillerKitty is so old that her boobs can be used as teabags.

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@@Icequeen is sooooo old that she has read all the books she has at least 50 times. With reading glasses of course! And her fake teeth hanging under her chin.

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@@TBB is so old that secretly he knows that it's not 'Einstein' but 'Zweistein'.

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@@TBB and @@Nisty* are so old they fart dust

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@@Icequeen is so old her breasts squirt out powderd milk

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@@TBB is so old that when by the time the last birthday cake candle is lit the first candle has burnt out.

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@@iboomboom is so old he owes Moses a quarter

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@@HarryWeezer is so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front

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@@BigPapaDean is so old that his name should be changed into BigGrandGrandGrandFatherDean

Love it! :D

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TBB is so old he was the only Big Bang survivor

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TBB is so old he was the only Big Bang survivor

 

boomboom is so old and fucked up that he thinks the Big Bang and the Big Ben are the same thing haha

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2manybeers is so old that he does pee pee and poo poo through the same orifice

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hahahah

 

@@Nisty* is so old she was the first Lesbian. :)

 

hahaha :-) hxtr is so old and lonely his real name is hermaphrodite 

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hahaha :-) hxtr is so old and lonely his real name is hermaphrodite 

 

TBB is so old he was the first pervert who got arrested for tying to rape a hermaphrodite  

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