DEEJAYKEG Posted April 15, 2016 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted April 15, 2016 Puns for Educated Minds! How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.When chemists die, apparently they barium.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough. Velcro - what a rip off! Mule, bds1961, Slackernet and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mule Posted April 15, 2016 Member ID: 390 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 410 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4251 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 3050 Achievement Points: 35625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 25 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted April 15, 2016 True IDIOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted April 15, 2016 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.07 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted April 15, 2016 A pun about the dinosaur with the extensive vocab but not the old one about what you call a lesbian dinosaur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HellTiger Posted April 16, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Share Posted April 16, 2016 A pun about the dinosaur with the extensive vocab but not the old one about what you call a lesbian dinosaur? He was going for educated clean jokes you idiot! I don't understand any of this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted April 16, 2016 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1074 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8438 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7300 Achievement Points: 74964 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted April 16, 2016 LOL. Those were good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WarDragonXI Posted April 16, 2016 Member ID: 257 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 280 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 45 Achievement Points: 1673 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2023 Birthday: 10/02/1950 Device: Android Share Posted April 16, 2016 Good ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Evil-Monkey Posted April 16, 2016 Member ID: 221 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 85 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1864 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 745 Achievement Points: 12302 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 06:49 PM Birthday: 06/10/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted April 16, 2016 Funny Stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bazza Posted April 17, 2016 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1078 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 391 Achievement Points: 6669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:24 PM Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 17, 2016 lol, one of my best mates is always making puns, how we've let him live to 45 I have no idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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