pollenator Posted May 19, 2016 Member ID: 13209 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 100 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 58 Achievement Points: 904 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/23/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16, 2024 Birthday: 12/02/1981 Posted May 19, 2016 What the actual fuck !!!!!! I have just left Asda and I have NEVER been so disgusted in all my life... The nerve of some people OMG I am fuming!!!! anyways Picked up a basket started walking around to get a few things and I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING AT ME! So now I'm like, "What the fuck is her problem?!" I finish up our shopping and head to the tills. Guess who is there ahead of me? The staring lady!! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing with my phone because at this point it's getting weird and really uncomfortable! Finally she says, "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my son who passed away." I thought to myself, "It makes sense now." I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said, "Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mum!?' I was like what the FUCK , but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiled and thanked me, and left at this point i was like as if thats just happened. Anyway the cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to £100.87 and I'm like, what the fuck ! I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been like £20. The women then tells me that my total was included with my mums. I'm like, "WTH?!" She said, "Your mum said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mum. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum! I'm like OMG! I can't believe this! I flew out of the store looking for this awful woman, ready to drag her back in the store by her throat!!! I seen her putting her shopping in the boot and I started running towards her. She saw me and jumped in her car so fast. I got to her just as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg. She struggled but I kept pulling then her wooden leg came off right in my hands!! Im thinking, OMG! Is this really happening right now?!So I dropped the wooden leg and grabbed her other leg and started pulling...Just like I'm pulling yours right now azzkikr, Belle, JohnnyDos and 2 others 5 Awards
TBB Posted May 19, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20545 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22564 Achievement Points: 148305 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 395 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 6 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 19, 2016 BITE me!!!! Awards
HellTiger Posted May 19, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Posted May 19, 2016 Did I really just read all of that? It wasn't even entertaining. Thanks douche bag. Damage_inc- 1 Awards
7Toes Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27251 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Posted May 20, 2016 Awards
Damage_inc- Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted May 20, 2016 douchebag ill second that. HellTiger 1 Awards
HarryWeezer Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.80 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 06:49 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 20, 2016 And then what happened? Damage_inc- 1 Awards
Lazy House Cat Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 22501 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 227 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 180 Achievement Points: 1520 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/31/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2019 Birthday: 01/26/1965 Posted May 20, 2016 her wooden leg came off Was she parked in a handicapped spot? HellTiger 1 Awards
hxtr Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 20, 2016 My first clue was the color of your text. Cut and past.. but you still got me. Dick!
JohnnyDos Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted May 20, 2016
HellTiger Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Posted May 20, 2016 Now that @@JohnnyDos posted this here does this mean everyone in XI is now in danger!? Way to go Johnny you idiot, I'm not ready to die yet. Awards
deerejon Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3715 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 3153 Achievement Points: 28472 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 8 minutes ago Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Posted May 20, 2016 Now that @@JohnnyDos posted this here does this mean everyone in XI is now in danger!? Way to go Johnny you idiot, I'm not ready to die yet. It says stupid people not idiots....I'm safe... JohnnyDos 1 Awards
HellTiger Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Posted May 20, 2016 What if he doesn't know the difference between stupid and idiot. You might still possibly be fucked. Awards
Magnus_1 Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 1410 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 525 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 476 Achievement Points: 3640 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 9 Birthday: 05/08/1953 Device: Windows Posted May 20, 2016 Little twit should have started with his father. Leave Lois for me... JohnnyDos 1 Awards
azzkikr Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 20697 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 254 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 239 Achievement Points: 2750 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/18/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:17 AM Device: Windows Posted May 20, 2016 Asswipe @pollenator . FU pollenator LOL. Good one. You got me with this one Awards
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