pollenator Posted May 19, 2016 Member ID: 13209 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 100 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 58 Achievement Points: 902 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/23/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 12/02/1981 Device: Windows Share Posted May 19, 2016 What the actual fuck !!!!!! I have just left Asda and I have NEVER been so disgusted in all my life... The nerve of some people OMG I am fuming!!!! anyways Picked up a basket started walking around to get a few things and I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING AT ME! So now I'm like, "What the fuck is her problem?!" I finish up our shopping and head to the tills. Guess who is there ahead of me? The staring lady!! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing with my phone because at this point it's getting weird and really uncomfortable! Finally she says, "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my son who passed away." I thought to myself, "It makes sense now." I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said, "Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mum!?' I was like what the FUCK , but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiled and thanked me, and left at this point i was like as if thats just happened. Anyway the cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to £100.87 and I'm like, what the fuck ! I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been like £20. The women then tells me that my total was included with my mums. I'm like, "WTH?!" She said, "Your mum said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mum. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum! I'm like OMG! I can't believe this! I flew out of the store looking for this awful woman, ready to drag her back in the store by her throat!!! I seen her putting her shopping in the boot and I started running towards her. She saw me and jumped in her car so fast. I got to her just as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg. She struggled but I kept pulling then her wooden leg came off right in my hands!! Im thinking, OMG! Is this really happening right now?!So I dropped the wooden leg and grabbed her other leg and started pulling...Just like I'm pulling yours right now hxtr, azzkikr, Belle and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted May 19, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 274 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18344 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20423 Achievement Points: 134421 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 275 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 19, 2016 BITE me!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HellTiger Posted May 19, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Did I really just read all of that? It wasn't even entertaining. Thanks douche bag. Damage_inc- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
7Toes Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damage_inc- Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.36 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted May 20, 2016 douchebag ill second that. HellTiger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7654 Content Per Day: 1.96 Reputation: 7229 Achievement Points: 53674 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 7 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 20, 2016 And then what happened? Damage_inc- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Lazy House Cat Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 22501 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 227 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 180 Achievement Points: 1520 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/31/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2019 Birthday: 01/26/1965 Share Posted May 20, 2016 her wooden leg came off Was she parked in a handicapped spot? HellTiger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.14 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted May 20, 2016 My first clue was the color of your text. Cut and past.. but you still got me. Dick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.39 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellTiger Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Now that @@JohnnyDos posted this here does this mean everyone in XI is now in danger!? Way to go Johnny you idiot, I'm not ready to die yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
deerejon Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3712 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 3150 Achievement Points: 28451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 06:57 PM Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted May 20, 2016 Now that @@JohnnyDos posted this here does this mean everyone in XI is now in danger!? Way to go Johnny you idiot, I'm not ready to die yet. It says stupid people not idiots....I'm safe... JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HellTiger Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Share Posted May 20, 2016 What if he doesn't know the difference between stupid and idiot. You might still possibly be fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Magnus_1 Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 1410 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 522 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 451 Achievement Points: 3585 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 23 Birthday: 05/08/1953 Device: Windows Share Posted May 20, 2016 Little twit should have started with his father. Leave Lois for me... JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
azzkikr Posted May 20, 2016 Member ID: 20697 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 253 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 238 Achievement Points: 2731 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/18/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Device: Windows Share Posted May 20, 2016 Asswipe @pollenator . FU pollenator LOL. Good one. You got me with this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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