JohnnyDos Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted August 9, 2016 There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus wasJewish: 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure He was God But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 1. He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married.. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do. Can I get an AMEN?!! hxtr, HellTiger , Gatorgirl and 2 others 5
Sonovabich Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2016 I think it's a conspiracy. L!ckALotAPus, nosleep, hxtr and 2 others 5
nosleep Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 21080 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 272 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 2367 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/07/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 14, 2021 Birthday: 12/28/1979 Posted August 9, 2016 I think it's a conspiracy. I think you are a conspiracy haha .. I mean I have never seen you in real life.. may be its a conspiract to make me think you are real... may be you are all in on it??!! dun dun dunnnnnn am i the star of the truman show?? you guys would tell me if i was right?? Sonovabich 1 Awards
nosleep Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 21080 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 272 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 2367 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/07/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 14, 2021 Birthday: 12/28/1979 Posted August 9, 2016 (edited) Can I get an AMEN?!! aaaaaaaamen! this is my church Edited August 9, 2016 by nosleep Awards
HarryWeezer Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2016 I know God. God's a friend of mine. And I can tell you God is not amused. Make your peace with the world. Awards
HellTiger Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Posted August 9, 2016 What if all gamers are really AI able to have all sorts of different personalities and that one real person thinks he's playing against real people in multiplayer. nosleep 1 Awards
HellTiger Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Posted August 9, 2016 This is in the jokes thread, don't let these religion debates even start. Relax and keep your values, facts, and views to yourself. Awards
Hunter1948 Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted August 9, 2016 Good one Johnny Awards
Lunkster Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 1374 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 60 Topic Count: 183 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1358 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 1736 Achievement Points: 10713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 12/10/1971 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2016 Good one Johnny.... BTW, This is how wars start you know!! HellTiger 1 Awards
nosleep Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 21080 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 272 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 2367 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/07/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 14, 2021 Birthday: 12/28/1979 Posted August 9, 2016 What if all gamers are really AI able to have all sorts of different personalities and that one real person thinks he's playing against real people in multiplayer. I agree... I think we should all start an investigation to find out who the 1 real person is... and then stone them to death!!! HellTiger , hxtr and JohnnyDos 3 Awards
Gatorgirl Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6456 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Posted August 9, 2016 Lol Sent from my VS985 4G using Tapatalk Awards
hxtr Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted August 9, 2016 God has a sense of humor... he made me. Them were funny... nosleep, HarryWeezer and JohnnyDos 3
TBB Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20404 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22461 Achievement Points: 147463 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 390 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2016 God has a sense of humor... he made me. Them were funny... Obviously he has a sick sense of humor hxtr 1 Awards
HellTiger Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Posted August 9, 2016 Obviously he has a sick sense of humor Obviously because he made TBB... hxtr 1 Awards
HarryWeezer Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2016 You mean God's in the room/hut/igloo/etc. every time two people (of the opposite sex mind you) bump uglies so that as the muse comes upon Him, He can like reach in there somehow and guide the little spermie to the egg? Now there's a busy Fellow! Cause there's a shitload of ugly bumping going on at any given minute around the planet. Awards
hxtr Posted August 9, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted August 9, 2016 I agree... I think we should all start an investigation to find out who the 1 real person is... and then stone them to death!!! The sad thing is... them stupid people back then did shit like that.
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