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NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA!
 
 


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Oh yea.. I was getting full just looked at all that food. Has to be at least 200 maybe 300 calories there. I would have to split one. You can tell they care lots for their people. The half smoked cig is a great way to cut down on their smoking.

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Speaking of MREs a U.S. Army Ranger got a confirmed kill with a MRE spoon.

 

"The story goes something like this. A small group of rangers were ordered to clear a building. As the group of rangers approached this particular building, they were unaware that roughly four hostile combatants wait inside. The rangers stack the door, reach to breach. As they breach and enter the building, they are met with an exchange of gunfire. Without hesitation, they return fire, killing all but one enemy combatant. Although one fighter was alive, it took a few moments for the rangers to realize the hostile was attempting to pull the pin on a live, handheld grenade.

 

Being only feet away, our ranger buddy’s instincts and training took over. He rushed the enemy, immediately engaging in hand to hand combat. As they wrestle, this ranger can’t seem to get to his knife due to all of his gear being in the way.  Again, without hesitation, he reaches for the first solid object he could get his hands on; an MRE spoon!

 

After grabbing the spoon, he began stabbing the enemy in the neck until he was dead.

As a fearless leader, he’s spoken in the highest regards from the friends of his I’ve been fortunate enough to speak with. It’s stories like these that show the hard times, the ground fighting, and doing what you have to do to survive.

 

This Ranger’s actions saved the lives of several other men that day. A task many men might brag about. Rather, he remains in the shadows and asks for no glorification."

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Would of been a better story if he used the cracker. That thing is hard as a brick. 


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bsometer on nk mre

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Oh yea.. I was getting full just looked at all that food. Has to be at least 200 maybe 300 calories there. I would have to split one. You can tell they care lots for their people. The half smoked cig is a great way to cut down on their smoking.

All jokes aside, I remember reading that they gave smokes to soldiers because it was killing the hunger, back in WW1 and WW2. And with every meal you had a limited number of cigs you deserved as daily ration.


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Now compare that to a Canadian ration pack (IMP) and you'll know why Canada's military has a lot of fat people LOL.

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Boring ass video--guy can't even rip open a packet with his hands. Wimp. Has to keep using his "North Korean bayonette."

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Here's another North Korean MRE

 

 

 

lmfao!

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Here's another North Korean MRE

 

 

 

lmfao!

That is the cutest cat. hahahaha it was having a blast. 


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I feel for the poor people trapped in N. Korea.

People here in the West have no idea how lucky they are...

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Now compare that to a Canadian ration pack (IMP) and you'll know why Canada's military has a lot of fat people LOL.

The Canadian Ration pack is mostly condiments... I like my MREs better and the Canadians liked our MREs better too because we have more food in ours.

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omg

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The Canadian Ration pack is mostly condiments... I like my MREs better and the Canadians liked our MREs better too because we have more food in ours.

 

Oh c'mon @ , nothing beats ham steak and mustard sauce with a baked cherry dessert in the pouring rain at 5am LOL. But you're right, we once traded a box of  IMPs with the Americans for a box of MREs, Jalapeno cheese spread is where it's at!!! But I'm still puzzled on what chemicals make the milkshakes close to freezing cold when adding very warm water to it, I'll probably get some type of cancer from it i'm sure. LOL.  

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@@CplAh Wait what? Your milkshake got cold? Mine have always been the same temperature as the water I added.... 

 

Oh yeah and your oreos are not oreos at all! They are fucking toxic oreos whatever the fuck they are in those IMPs

 

My unit has trained with your Royal Canadian Dragoons http://www.drum.army.mil/mountaineer/Article.aspx?ID=7062

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@ thats funny! I was there and one of the guys gave me his knife in exchange for a seat belt cutter LOL, and i still have the knife!

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What idiot trades a knife for a seat belt cutter

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Haha love the part eaten cracker.

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UNC Your dreamland :)

Getting to smoke weed or eaten alive by starving dogs. Tough choice... I think I want to move to North Korea though. 

 

Crap... this is America in its future!!!!!

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