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                A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
                The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
                Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the
                freeway.  You're going to be okay: you'll walk again and everything;
                however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

                The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance
                compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
                They work great but they don't come cheap.  They are roughly $1000 an inch."

                The man perks up.  So the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you
                want.  But understand that you have been married for over thirty years, and
                this is something you should discuss with your wife.  If you had a five-incher before and get a nine-incher now, she might be a bit put out.  If you had a nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a five-incher now, she might be disappointed.  It's important that she play a role in helping you make a decision."

                The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

                The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"

                "Yes I have," says the man.

                "And has she helped you make a decision?"

                "Yes," says the man.

                "What is your decision?" asks the doctor.  

                "We're getting granite counter tops."



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Yes, Ice Cream, sweetie, her boyfriend will take care of the "non-granite-top" stuff. Ayaq



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hahahahhaha thats too funny.

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Why ya never buy her a toy. ;)



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Pppffttt as a wife she needs to fulfill her duties to her husband. :D



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Lmao good stuff. Bad wife. Haha

Damn.... Ice.... how you doing? You are a keeper. :)


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