JohnnyDos Posted October 6, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2016 A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay: you'll walk again and everything; however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. They are roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up. So the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But understand that you have been married for over thirty years, and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five-incher before and get a nine-incher now, she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a five-incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she play a role in helping you make a decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?" "Yes I have," says the man. "And has she helped you make a decision?" "Yes," says the man. "What is your decision?" asks the doctor. "We're getting granite counter tops." BigPapaDean, Labob, L!ckALotAPus and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwrcrzy52 Posted October 6, 2016 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted October 6, 2016 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icequeen Posted October 6, 2016 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6109 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 8018 Achievement Points: 51619 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 56 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted October 6, 2016 Lmao good stuff. Bad wife. Haha TBB, BigPapaDean, AyaqGuyaq and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted October 6, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18172 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20206 Achievement Points: 133179 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 266 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 6, 2016 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted October 6, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Yes, Ice Cream, sweetie, her boyfriend will take care of the "non-granite-top" stuff. Ayaq Icequeen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Franky_B Posted October 6, 2016 Member ID: 24651 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 47 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 58 Achievement Points: 419 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/17/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 30, 2022 Birthday: 09/27/1992 Share Posted October 6, 2016 hahahahhaha thats too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tje524 Posted October 7, 2016 Member ID: 25112 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 4 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 48 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/05/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 7, 2016 Birthday: 05/24/1999 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Why ya never buy her a toy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icequeen Posted October 7, 2016 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6109 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 8018 Achievement Points: 51619 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 56 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted October 7, 2016 Pppffttt as a wife she needs to fulfill her duties to her husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted October 7, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted October 7, 2016 Lmao good stuff. Bad wife. Haha Damn.... Ice.... how you doing? You are a keeper. Icequeen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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