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My wife tried to play CoD but gave up after a few minutes she felt sick. Sometimes she listens to the in-game conversations and said it would give her headache. Listening to me gives her enough headache. She will keep practicing but will turn the volume down especially when Zombiefart is on  LOL  :-) 

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Funny how wives always seem to get 'headaches' I feel sick sometimes after COD when I'm hammered, but luckily it's rare!

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What's rare playing cod or getting hammered?:beerbig::beerbig::beerbig::beerbig:

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You said hammered lol   

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21 hours ago, 2_MANY_BEERS said:

What's rare playing cod or getting hammered?:beerbig::beerbig::beerbig::beerbig:

At the moment playing COD, and getting hammered anything but rare , I must practice more, I must practice more, I must practice more, I must practice more, I must practice more, I must practice more, 10 hours a day is not enough, I love being retired don't you?

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On 3/26/2017 at 3:39 AM, RobMc said:

Funny how wives always seem to get 'headaches'

It's the opposite in my house. My hubby listens to me on teamspeak with the guys and shakes his head and says, "you talk about the strangest things with those people". I just say, "well it's your fault for introducing me to online gaming". LOL

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Hell a woman that doesn't get headaches, tell me you drink beer, ride bikes and know how to shoot and I'll think a real angel has landed, now how long would it take to swim the North Atlantic??

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1 hour ago, RobMc said:

Hell a woman that doesn't get headaches, tell me you drink beer, ride bikes and know how to shoot and I'll think a real angel has landed, now how long would it take to swim the North Atlantic??

Depends on how hammered you are. LOL

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6 hours ago, RobMc said:

I love being retired don't you?

Yes:thumbsup:

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My wife calls me worse names than that. Couldn't even repeat them in here..  :lol:

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4 hours ago, 2_MANY_BEERS said:

Depends on how hammered you are. LOL

Very Hammered

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, RobMc said:

Hell a woman that doesn't get headaches, tell me you drink beer, ride bikes and know how to shoot

I have had one headache in my life at age 27 (pregnant at the time). I used to drink beer. I learned to ride a Harley. I shoot rifles and hand guns in real life. I was told I had a natural eye. I used to hit the bullets of the other guys dead center. In the 80's I was a body builder and I trained to be a wwe diva but was too shy to go in the ring (way too many people).

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Setting off now XXX

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On 3/26/2017 at 3:39 AM, RobMc said:

Funny how wives always seem to get 'headaches'

Tell her the best headache relief is sex.

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Ah when it comes to that she's one of the 'in' people, in bed, in one position, in the dark and infrequently !

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My ex-wife used to like to talk to me during sex.

I always hated it when she called me from her hotel room.  Ayaq

P.S. - @AngelZ, Sweetheart, you were told you had a "natural eye?"  I certainly hope they're natural--just sayin'.

Lol.

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11 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

P.S. - @AngelZ, Sweetheart, you were told you had a "natural eye?"  I certainly hope they're natural--just sayin'.

LOL

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On 3/26/2017 at 8:39 AM, RobMc said:

Funny how wives always seem to get 'headaches' I feel sick sometimes after COD when I'm hammered, but luckily it's rare!

I feel sick when I had too much rum which doesn't happen very often. You never can have enough of a good old rum!!

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I don't know about that, there's been quite a few times I've had enough, what's got four legs and four eyes?? - four pirates! - yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, does Long John Silver drive an automatic??

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