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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten 

 
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' 
 
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.' 
 
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. 
 
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. 
 
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'
 
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'  The mechanic fainted.

 

 

 

 
If you're not sure what a 710 is 
 
 
 
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I just couldn't resist forwarding this one on .... one of the best blonde jokes I've seen in a while!

 

 

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I'm missing something here and I'm not blonde (just an Idiot)!



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Oh geezuz. I didn't get it cuz the picture never showed up. Lmao I see it now. :lol:



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5 hours ago, Icequeen said:

Oh, geezuz. Je n'ai pas compris car la photo ne s'est jamais montrée. Lmao je le vois maintenant. :lol:

 icequeen veut nous faire croire que c est une vraie blonde :lol:



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AH, same here Queen. Now the picture shows up! And, worse, I've seen trhis before and should have known, LOL. I'm a brunette in a blonde's body!! Or is it a blonde in a brunette's body?!



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51 minutes ago, LtLaszlo said:

AH, same here Queen. Now the picture shows up! And, worse, I've seen trhis before and should have known, LOL. I'm a brunette in a blonde's body!! Or is it a blonde in a brunette's body?!

The blonde called.   She wants her body back 



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6 hours ago, FRENCHI said:

 icequeen veut nous faire croire que c est une vraie blonde :lol:

Frenchi était blonde mais même ils l'ont expulsé - trop d'un> IDIOT <


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