JohnnyDos Posted November 1, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted November 1, 2017 Just a day late...but funny none the less Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself!!!!!! "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" .............................. . ..... Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly ....little cute............. And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds to me like she's ....... ! ......been .....sweeping around!!! Blackbart, Labob and Lovyan 1 2
bds1961 Posted November 1, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 174 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5370 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 14015 Achievement Points: 47518 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 175 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Posted November 1, 2017 That’s it. Your banned from jokes AyaqGuyaq, Spartacus and TBB 2 1 Awards
TBB Posted November 1, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20875 Content Per Day: 3.71 Reputation: 22741 Achievement Points: 150217 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 405 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted November 1, 2017 Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet JD - these are soooooooooooooooooooooo bad you should have known better than to post them - if Pete can't keep you in check we'll have to send over Joe C and his perverted beaver AyaqGuyaq and bds1961 2 Awards
JohnnyDos Posted November 1, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted November 1, 2017 I'll have more and they're better than reading Happy Birthdays.Where is Hxtr when we need his type of posts?
Joe Canadian Posted November 2, 2017 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted November 2, 2017 Hxtr is currently in North Korea dating Kim-Yo-jong, Kim-Jong-un's sister. They are engaged as a matter of fact, and HXTR is about to be appointed as North Korea's war minister after they execute the current one. Missiles will start falling....run for your lives ;-) Awards
Joe Canadian Posted November 2, 2017 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted November 2, 2017 On 11/1/2017 at 11:43 AM, TBB said: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet JD - these are soooooooooooooooooooooo bad you should have known better than to post them - if Pete can't keep you in check we'll have to send over Joe C and his perverted beaver Racoon you fucker, racoon lol AyaqGuyaq and TBB 1 1 Awards
TBB Posted November 2, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20875 Content Per Day: 3.71 Reputation: 22741 Achievement Points: 150217 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 405 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted November 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Joe Canadian said: Racoon you fucker, racoon lol Sheeet @Joe Canadian - your raccoon's beaver is perverted from you playing with it all the time AyaqGuyaq 1 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted November 3, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted November 3, 2017 56 minutes ago, TBB said: Sheeet @Joe Canadian - your raccoon's beaver is perverted from you playing with it all the time Hey @Joe Canadian, bud, you gonna let the likes of @TBBtalk that way about you? You gonna make like a kindergartner at naptime and "lie down?" You gonna make bars of soap in molds set in your floor so you can "put lye down?" You gonna be like a colonoscopy patient and "take it lying down?" You gonna . . . Wait, what was TBB ranting on Joe about again? Lol. You gonna . . . Ayaq P.S. - Joe Canadian bought his raccoon with the big beaver from @bds1961. Sorry, BDS, just tellin'. Awards
Lovyan Posted November 3, 2017 Member ID: 1908 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 116 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1208 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 646 Achievement Points: 9218 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 10/22/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 26 Birthday: 07/21/1980 Device: Windows Posted November 3, 2017 lol Awards
fightingseabee Posted November 3, 2017 Member ID: 25553 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 46 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 28 Achievement Points: 445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/09/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 8, 2021 Birthday: 08/21/1972 Posted November 3, 2017 this is a good one i laughed a lot Awards
bds1961 Posted November 3, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 174 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5370 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 14015 Achievement Points: 47518 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 175 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Posted November 3, 2017 14 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said: Hey @Joe Canadian, bud, you gonna let the likes of @TBBtalk that way about you? You gonna make like a kindergartner at naptime and "lie down?" You gonna make bars of soap in molds set in your floor so you can "put lye down?" You gonna be like a colonoscopy patient and "take it lying down?" You gonna . . . Wait, what was TBB ranting on Joe about again? Lol. You gonna . . . Ayaq P.S. - Joe Canadian bought his raccoon with the big beaver from @bds1961. Sorry, BDS, just tellin'. At least I made a profit AyaqGuyaq and TBB 1 1 Awards
TBB Posted November 3, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20875 Content Per Day: 3.71 Reputation: 22741 Achievement Points: 150217 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 405 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted November 3, 2017 14 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said: Hey @Joe Canadian, bud, you gonna let the likes of @TBBtalk that way about you? You gonna make like a kindergartner at naptime and "lie down?" You gonna make bars of soap in molds set in your floor so you can "put lye down?" You gonna be like a colonoscopy patient and "take it lying down?" You gonna . . . Wait, what was TBB ranting on Joe about again? Lol. You gonna . . . Ayaq P.S. - Joe Canadian bought his raccoon with the big beaver from @bds1961. Sorry, BDS, just tellin'. YO AG - Joe C is too easy a target - I need someone with a few less perversions - fortunately that lets you off the hook - or beaver as some like to call it - for now Joe Canadian and AyaqGuyaq 1 1 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted November 3, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted November 3, 2017 LMAO, @TBB. Poor @Joe Canadian, whom always prefers to don the back half of his female-moose costume, seems to be the "butt" of many barbs, regardless of the thread, regardless of any topic. Hehehhahaehehehahahhaehhheaheae! Mean Joe Green: We love you, man!!! At least he doesn't chase rabid foxes (foxi? Foxy Roxy? Sweet @Roxy!, turning her lime lights off and on so quickly that her light switch is smokin'?) anymore. Lol. Ayaq Joe Canadian 1 Awards
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