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I met an older woman at a bar last night....


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She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like. I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

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not bad , poor bastard ..?

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Saw that one a mile away. Or a kilometer for you non-Americans.  :sofa:

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8 hours ago, Sammy said:

Saw that one a mile away. Or a kilometer for you non-Americans.  :sofa:

So...you've had the 'Sportsman's Double'.

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mm very yummy

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And @Timmah! ate grannys porridge all night long. 

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