pwrcrzy52 Posted August 5, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted August 5, 2010 The economy is so bad that.... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't affordbatteries. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked,"Canyou afford fries with that?"CEO's are now playing miniature golf.Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.My ATM gave me an IOU!A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls ofpennieswhile she danced.I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you callthemand ask if they meant you or them.McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned theirchildren'snames.My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and theyre-possessed her!A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.A picture is now only worth 200 words.They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somalipirates.Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. OhGreat!The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by thepeoplewho made $1.5 trillion disappear! Awards
JohnnyDos Posted August 5, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted August 5, 2010 The 1/4 ouncer.Now that is funny.
Ausylon Posted August 5, 2010 Member ID: 1542 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 142 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 830 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/30/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 4, 2013 Birthday: 07/08/1983 Posted August 5, 2010 haha, good ones ha
loaderXI Posted August 5, 2010 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 72 Topic Count: 396 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6438 Content Per Day: 1.13 Reputation: 6581 Achievement Points: 54654 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 32 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Posted August 5, 2010 LMAO GOOD ONE Awards
Darkengrim Posted August 5, 2010 Member ID: 399 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 56 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 402 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/15/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/30/1967 Posted August 5, 2010
Lady Asylumn Posted August 5, 2010 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 631 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 135 Achievement Points: 4205 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Posted August 5, 2010 Awards
Damage_inc- Posted January 9, 2011 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted January 9, 2011 great list.hope this new year is better for everyone though... Awards
NickTheGrip Posted January 9, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted January 9, 2011 A couple more for your list The economy is so bad that: Even the President of Wal-Mart shops at Wal-mart when I went to the bank the other day the teller handed me a note that said "this is a robbery" Third World TV stations are showing "Sponsor an American Child" informercials Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting Bill Gates had to switch to dial-up The highest paying job in town is jury duty I went to Costco to buy one roll of toilet paper Mother's in Ethiopia are telling thier children "finish your food, there are starving kids in the US" They built an Indian Reservation on a Casino 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure And this was us at work last year: Awards
BUDMAN Posted January 9, 2011 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7097 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4637 Achievement Points: 60359 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 51 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Android Posted January 9, 2011 Nice 1 Nick Awards
BigPapaDean Posted January 9, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted January 9, 2011 pwrcrzy52 - The economy is so bad that.... The economy is so bad that.... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. My ATM gave me an IOU! A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ." When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear! Somehow I relate ! Awards
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