TBB Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!" The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken." Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? A: A blonde trying to burn it down A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv." Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv." But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked. The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave." tsw 8.5, Hunter1948, VHS2 and 9 others 3 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Izumi Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 baldie and jointz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
major-mark63 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 i loved the 2nd one , never heard it LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
major-mark63 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Got some for you i translate them myself from french ,hope it make sense. --Why do blondes use only electric lawn mowers??? Cause they need the wire to find the way back home. --Why do blonde uses green lipsstick?? Cause red means stop. --Why blondes dont read the Websters dictionary??? Cause they wait for the movie to come out. --Why blonde dont use vibrating dildos??? cause it hurts their teeth. LOL TBB, rexbowan, baldie and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
rexbowan Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Good ones! Essssieeee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Essssieeee Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Well baldie, rexbowan, jointz and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 well this blond.......figured out covid is lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 (edited) 5 hours ago, Essssieeee said: Well Eeeesssssssie they all feel your bullets ........SMARTY killer Blond Edited January 21 by KaptCrunch us blond's stick together.... Essssieeee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Majbasil Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 oh HA HA, very funny, very funny... Harumph. You can laugh at us blondes all you want, but to that I always respond - "Blondes have more fun", we may be silly, we may be airhead-like, but we tend to have more fun. Just sayin. major-mark63 and Essssieeee 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
