TBB Posted January 21, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21369 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23031 Achievement Points: 153088 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 416 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 21, 2022 Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!" The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken." Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? A: A blonde trying to burn it down A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv." Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv." But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked. The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave." Essssieeee, major-mark63, tsw 8.5 and 9 others 3 9 Awards
Izumi Posted January 21, 2022 Member ID: 2593 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 62 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 490 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 977 Achievement Points: 5109 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 06/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 2 Birthday: 11/20/1978 Device: Android Posted January 21, 2022 jointz and baldie 2 Awards
major-mark63 Posted January 21, 2022 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 51 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3120 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 2315 Achievement Points: 24889 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Posted January 21, 2022 i loved the 2nd one , never heard it LOL Awards
major-mark63 Posted January 21, 2022 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 51 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3120 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 2315 Achievement Points: 24889 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Posted January 21, 2022 Got some for you i translate them myself from french ,hope it make sense. --Why do blondes use only electric lawn mowers??? Cause they need the wire to find the way back home. --Why do blonde uses green lipsstick?? Cause red means stop. --Why blondes dont read the Websters dictionary??? Cause they wait for the movie to come out. --Why blonde dont use vibrating dildos??? cause it hurts their teeth. LOL TBB, WeednFeed, baldie and 1 other 4 Awards
rexbowan Posted January 21, 2022 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2193 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 1894 Achievement Points: 15459 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 02:11 PM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Posted January 21, 2022 Good ones! Essssieeee 1 Awards
Essssieeee Posted January 21, 2022 Member ID: 24354 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 68 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 414 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 663 Achievement Points: 4504 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 04/08/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 45 minutes ago Birthday: 10/13/1991 Device: iPhone Posted January 21, 2022 Well rexbowan, baldie, major-mark63 and 1 other 4 Awards
KaptCrunch Posted January 21, 2022 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 366 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5241 Content Per Day: 0.91 Reputation: 4510 Achievement Points: 42089 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 71 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted January 21, 2022 well this blond.......figured out covid is lie Awards
KaptCrunch Posted January 21, 2022 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 366 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5241 Content Per Day: 0.91 Reputation: 4510 Achievement Points: 42089 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 71 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted January 21, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, Essssieeee said: Well Eeeesssssssie they all feel your bullets ........SMARTY killer Blond Edited January 21, 2022 by KaptCrunch us blond's stick together.... Essssieeee 1 Awards
Majbasil Posted January 21, 2022 Member ID: 6247 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 26 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 702 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 888 Achievement Points: 5924 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/23/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 28 Device: Windows Posted January 21, 2022 oh HA HA, very funny, very funny... Harumph. You can laugh at us blondes all you want, but to that I always respond - "Blondes have more fun", we may be silly, we may be airhead-like, but we tend to have more fun. Just sayin. Essssieeee and major-mark63 1 1
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