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Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Husband: "Definitely not!"

Wife: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."

Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again."

Wife: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
Husband: (makes audible groan).

Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"

Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she's left-handed."
- - - silence - - -
Husband: "Shit."

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fail LMAO

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LMAO

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oops man in troubles ,rofl

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nice

 

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Laughing

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ROFL Cool

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so this is what happened to x-ray.... now we know the truth.. lol

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lol nice.

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